Today these kids were bothering me on the subway on the way home from work.
They were swearing, farting, laughing, littering, just making a mess out of the place. The halloween candy wrapper littering was kinda the last straw for me.
So I pulled out my 6-inch blade and slashed the tallest kid right across the face. He was screaming and spurting blood all over the place. I think I might have gotten his eye too, he was screaming something about being blinded.
I laughed and calmly said "Happy Halloween, litterbug" as I got off at my stop and ran all the way home.