Author Topic: NPC Competitor Jeff Long!!! (Read 66428 times)

Parker · « **Reply #175 on:** January 27, 2008, 06:11:08 AM »

Quote from: Hedgehog on January 27, 2008, 01:42:09 AM

I'd say he's worthy of the moniker "Box" as well.

I was thinking the same, if it were a competition between him and a Volvo for best in "boxy-ness", it would be a toss up.
If if ever wins his pro card, you know to be ashame to ever admit you'd follow bodybuilding.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #176 on:** January 27, 2008, 06:45:36 AM »

Quote from: Parker on January 27, 2008, 06:11:08 AM

I was thinking the same, if it were a competition between him and a Volvo for best in "boxy-ness", it would be a toss up.
If if ever wins his pro card, you know to be ashame to ever admit you'd follow bodybuilding.

We can't all have your classical aesthetic physique, "Parker"

kiwiol · « **Reply #177 on:** January 27, 2008, 07:40:22 AM »

LOL @ some of the beasts here smirking at the guy's physique

- great arms (esp forearms) and legs

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #178 on:** January 27, 2008, 07:44:13 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 27, 2008, 07:40:22 AM

LOL @ some of the beasts here smirking at the guy's physique - great arms (esp forearms) and legs

Kiwiol, are you saying that "Parker" isn't a 280 pound beast with 5% bodyfat, 24 inch arms, and 60 inch quads?

BayGBM · « **Reply #179 on:** January 27, 2008, 07:47:47 AM »

Lots of muscle, but why such tiny posing trunks? Does he even have a penis?

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #180 on:** January 27, 2008, 07:57:57 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on January 27, 2008, 07:47:47 AM

Lots of muscle, but why such tiny posing trunks? Does he even have a penis?

Must it always be about the penis bro

The most noticeable thing in the last two pics is how he has one arm significantly larger (and redder?!) than the other.

If it is synthol, why would he shoot up one arm and not the other?!

If it isn't what happened there?

Colossus_1986 · « **Reply #181 on:** January 27, 2008, 08:14:04 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on January 27, 2008, 07:57:57 AM

Must it always be about the penis bro

The most noticeable thing in the last two pics is how he has one arm significantly larger (and redder?!) than the other.

If it is synthol, why would he shoot up one arm and not the other?! If it isn't what happened there?

maybe swelling / water retention from a bad injection... redness would be the biggest factor pointing to that scenario... as for one being smaller, well if synthol is involved... i wouldn't know...but that shit has a tendency to mess up everything, so it might have dissipated in one arm, but pooled in the other? i think thats a possibility.

Parker · « **Reply #182 on:** January 27, 2008, 08:21:26 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on January 27, 2008, 06:45:36 AM

We can't all have your classical aesthetic physique, "Parker"

No, you can't....

.

But, seriously, you guys think this dude is the end all be all. Shit, I ain't nowhere near that weight, nor do I aspire to. John Sherman or Darian Bond is more like it.
Dude is 260 at 5'6, and a waist wider than both his legs put together. Hell, I'm 5'5 and I could imagine how my life would be at 260. Especially after I re-read Flex's book.

Quote from: kiwiol on January 27, 2008, 07:40:22 AM

LOL @ some of the beasts here smirking at the guy's physique - great arms (esp forearms) and legs

That's all you saw, cause that is all I saw as well.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #183 on:** January 27, 2008, 08:28:41 AM »

Quote from: Parker on January 27, 2008, 08:21:26 AM

No, you can't.... .

But, seriously, you guys think this dude is the end all be all. Shit, I ain't nowhere near that weight, nor do I aspire to. John Sherman or Darian Bond is more like it.
Dude is 260 at 5'6, and a waist wider than both his legs put together. Hell, I'm 5'5 and I could imagine how my life would be at 260. Especially after I re-read Flex's book.

That's all you saw, cause that is all I saw as well.

More like 280 at 5'6.. beast!!!

Benny B · « **Reply #184 on:** January 27, 2008, 08:38:48 AM »

This guy looks terrible.

kiwiol · « **Reply #185 on:** January 27, 2008, 10:02:45 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on January 27, 2008, 07:44:13 AM

Kiwiol, are you saying that "Parker" isn't a 280 pound beast with 5% bodyfat, 24 inch arms, and 60 inch quads?

The numbers seem right, but I think they've been mismatched - from what Parker says, it looks like he's 24% bodyfat with 5 inch arms, 60 inch waist and weighs 280 lbs if you also take his husband's weight into consideration

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #186 on:** May 28, 2008, 06:21:29 PM »

Now under Dave Palumbo's mentoring, Jeff is going to compete as a heavyweight in the Junior Nats in Chicago.

Will Palumbo bring him in well-conditioned? He already has the size, he needs to refine it.

donthate1 · « **Reply #187 on:** May 29, 2008, 05:29:51 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on May 28, 2008, 06:21:29 PM

Now under Dave Palumbo's mentoring, Jeff is going to compete as a heavyweight in the Junior Nats in Chicago.

Will Palumbo bring him in well-conditioned? He already has the size, he needs to refine it.

Do you mean he will compete as a superheavy at Jr. Nats?

This kid could be the complete package if he comes in around 3% bf for the show. I look forward to seeing pics of the show!

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #188 on:** May 29, 2008, 05:42:07 AM »

Quote from: donthate1 on May 29, 2008, 05:29:51 AM

Do you mean he will compete as a superheavy at Jr. Nats?

This kid could be the complete package if he comes in around 3% bf for the show. I look forward to seeing pics of the show!

Don't quote me on the weight class bud...

He's massive and short, 5'6... midsection could be an issue but Palumbo may be able to work on that.

Are you going to see Trey compete?

BTW, if Jeff is a superheavy, you think he is a threat to Trey?

The Master · « **Reply #189 on:** May 29, 2008, 05:43:27 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on May 29, 2008, 05:42:07 AM

BTW, if Jeff is a superheavy, you think he is a threat to Trey?

He can be if he uses Arnold tactics. All he needs is to bring a lunchTrey with donuts along with him, and Trey = teh fucced.

donthate1 · « **Reply #190 on:** May 29, 2008, 06:16:40 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on May 29, 2008, 05:42:07 AM

Don't quote me on the weight class bud...

He's massive and short, 5'6... midsection could be an issue but Palumbo may be able to work on that.

Are you going to see Trey compete? BTW, if Jeff is a superheavy, you think he is a threat to Trey?

I will not be at the Jr. Nats to see Trey compete, I have prior arrangements. However, I will more than likely be at the USA's.

This kid looks to be pretty tough, and I am sure as he leans out he will be even more impressive. If he's 5'6" and competing at superheavy, that's huge. It's tough to compare someone that is 5'6" to 6' on stage. I look forward to the side by side pics of Jeff and Trey.

Not to take anything away from Jeff, but I am still sticking with Trey!

Fortress · « **Reply #191 on:** May 29, 2008, 08:22:02 AM »

Huge with full muscle bellies. BUT ... he looks very unwell. His gains in mass have been too fast (with little attributable to actual hard training) and he's heading for trouble.

Just my two cents.

BayGBM · « **Reply #192 on:** May 29, 2008, 08:32:38 AM »

A clip of Jeff (requires QuickTime). Scroll down and hit the blue "High Definition720" indicator.

http://www.usamuscle.com/vidclips/detail.asp?VidClipID=9810&Size=hd720&pok=1

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #193 on:** May 29, 2008, 08:37:06 AM »

looks more balanced than Trey

TrueGrit · « **Reply #194 on:** May 29, 2008, 10:31:50 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on January 27, 2008, 07:47:47 AM

Lots of muscle, but why such tiny posing trunks? Does he even have a penis?

Lol. Bring back the big, thick trunks that covered the whole ass (and don't let them roll them up into their crack)

Steelrabbitt · « **Reply #195 on:** May 29, 2008, 11:11:50 AM »

Looks gigantic 2 me for his age, some muscle maturity would help if he lives that long.

Jeffro · « **Reply #196 on:** May 29, 2008, 11:36:16 AM »

not the prettiest physique but big dude

Matt C · « **Reply #197 on:** May 29, 2008, 11:45:53 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on May 29, 2008, 08:32:38 AM

A clip of Jeff (requires QuickTime). Scroll down and hit the blue "High Definition720" indicator.

http://www.usamuscle.com/vidclips/detail.asp?VidClipID=9810&Size=hd720&pok=1

Smooth, but nothing that more dieting couldn't fix. Absolutely huge.

THEBOSS · « **Reply #198 on:** May 29, 2008, 01:10:52 PM »

2008 version of TIM BELKNAP !

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #199 on:** May 29, 2008, 03:59:07 PM »

Am I the only one who noticed the holes in his arms in that video?