2008 BODYBUILDING PREDICTIONS - post yours

[columbusdude82]

columbusdude82 will take the lightheavy or heavyweight class at the Jr USA's!!!

[columbusdude82]

Is that your new "boy"friend, Queefy Slug?

Does it make the True Anus jealous that you are posting pictures of this "guy"?

[dantelis]

• The pro bodybuilders locked up in the Muscle Asylum will escape after coming to their senses and realizing that the products are MuscleTech supplements under another name.  During their confinement, they will have gained no additional muscle and will be happy to escape with intact kidneys and slightly larger wallets.

• Valerie Waugaman, AKA Siren from the New American Gladiators, will return to compete in the 2008 Figure Olympia.  When she again takes a disappointing 9th place, she will beat the other contestants and the judges to death with her pugil stick and declare herself the winner.

• Mike O'Hearn will realize that appearing as an American Gladiator dressed in a male tankini isn't a great way to quelch the online gossip that he is gay.  He will quit American Gladiators and enter the UFC ring to try to butch up his credentials.  He will also leak a home porn video of he and wife, Midajah.  Harlequin-reading old-maids everywhere will download the video billions of times from the internet.

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[affeman]

Dennis Wolf will crack the Top 3 at the Olympia.

[dov]

Victor will be on the cover of MD 12 times
No investigation into aas/gh in bb b/c nobody cares
every fatty girl will look at female bb/figure and say "Yuck, that's just gross..I would never want to look like that!"...haha..as if they ever could..disgusting, lazy fatasses

[dantelis]

• The IFBB will require pro bodybuilders to wear thongs in competition, so that the gluteus maximus muscles can be judged.  E-Kul will praise the move stating, "Finally!  Now I can see how ripped the competitors are without having to imagine how striated their butts are or having to yell, 'Stick it up your butt, Ronnie!  Woooooooooooooo!'."
• Hidetada Yamagishi will win the inagural IFBB Japan Pro contest.  (This is one prediction that I actually think will come true.)
• Jocelyn Pelletier will actually lift some weights proceeding the 2008 Montreal Pro.  He will still take last place and will crawl back to his dillusional hole-in-the-ground for another year.
• Klaus Von Doring will finally take the pro stage when he is invited to compete in the 2008 Santa Susanna contest.  His arms will be so big, the other competitors won't be able to get onstage during the final posedown.  Klaus will win by default.

[240 is Back]

Phil Heath wins the Arnold and takes second at the O.

An angry 4th place Vic vows to retire but doesn't.

[KillerMonk]

Wolf will dominate every Pro show of the year even though he will not be competing in them except for the big one

Cutler retires

Craig Titus gets the needle declining his appeals for the death penalty.

[littleguns]

1. Milos come back and wins the Europa in Aug qualifying him for the "O"......to where he will get royally screwed and place 17th

2. Jay will win another "O" looking even blockier and worse then this year

3. Masters O will come back. Kamali will win falsifying his drivers license to say he is 40 when he is really 36

4. Vince Goodrum will come in the best shape of his life in an upcoming show at 12% BF instead of his typical 16%

5. Wolf and Vic will duel it out at the Arnold with the winner being determined at night posing round

6. Darrem Charles will continue to be the best of the smaller shows

7. Getbig will be sold for a record $250K to Muscletech or one of it's alter egos

8. Titus will be found innocent and Kelly will do life (hey everyone else is saying the opposite) and will be a rep for an upcoming supp company

9. We will finally see the new pics of both Flex and Dennis Newman showing their "new, Natural" bodies all built by their supplement sponsors

10. Mike Arvilla will win 1st place at a local Miami show only to find out his Polygraph came up positive for Lasix

[dogbowl]

The obvious ones:

Wolf will be the best on stage again, and will lose again
Squadfather will post on getbig every single day of 2008

Not so obvious:

Dorian will post here for a week or two, then leave once he realizes how crazy you all are

[dantelis]

Squadfather will post on getbig every single day hour of 2008

Fixed.

[DK II]

The obvious ones:

Wolf will be the best on stage again, and will lose again
Squadfather will post on getbig every single day of 2008

Not so obvious:

Dorian will post here for a week or two, then leave once he realizes how crazy you all are

I think Dorian is illiterate.

[Sumpa]

My prediction: Nasser will walk around over 300 lbs WITH abs.

[210 and growing]

Dave Palumbo will star in Maybelenes new advert for eye liner products?

[littleguns]

This years dark horse will be SIlvio Samuel

[dantelis]

My prediction: Nasser will walk around over 300 lbs WITH abs.

...not his own, but abs nonetheless.

[Sumpa]

...not his own, but abs nonetheless.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[Gym dude]

I see Jen Hendershot playing Kelly Ryan in the Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan murder trail film.

[dantelis]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Meaning he will cary around someone else's abs (a pigs, a dogs, another bodybuilders, a picture of abs, etc.), and won't have cut abs of his own.  He'll be 300 bloated pounds with some muscle underneath.

[Sumpa]

Meaning he will cary around someone else's abs (a pigs, a dogs, another bodybuilders, a picture of abs, etc.), and won't have cut abs of his own.  He'll be 300 bloated pounds with some muscle underneath.

Impossible!

[dantelis]

• There will be brand new Mr. Olympia and Arnold Classic winners who've never won the titles before.
• A prominent pro bodybuilder will die of kidney failure after enlisting contest preparation advice from Chad Nicholls.
• Filiming will begin on Pumping Iron III:  The She-Beasts starring Iris Kyle and Dayana Cadeau.  It will be financed by Schmoe Productions.