Since I get to choose the modus operandi, I am proposing a three part challenge.
1st- The wit is to be tested. This can be carried out on GETBIG in which an alternate target is picked for the proverbial "owning". Then, Mindspin and I are to begin hurling insults and other revilements until the alternate target culminates in a MELTDOWN. The surrounding GETBIGGERS then can charged with the task of clearly judging whose efficacy was the contributing factor to the eventual MELTDOWN.
2nd- Intellect is to be tested. An essay is to be written on a total of five questions that shall be derived from a body of Getbiggers. They will select five questions in which we will then expound upon. Accuracy, language and pertinence will determine the victor. This will also be judged accordingly by the panel who selects the question.
3rd- The body is to be tested. We are to video tape a one mile run in its entirety and subsequently place it on YOUTUBE. The one with the quickest time to finish shall be declared the winner.
Translation:
1) Can we have an circle-jerk putdown contest on GetBig instead, so I can use my gimmicks (Leafy_Bug; Heckler; Pandaemonium; Jezebel etc) to vote for me?
2) Can we have a bullshit essay contest on GetBig instead, so I can use my Google-fu?
3) Can we have a race on YouTube instead, 'cause I live in the sticks and can move move the mile-marker roadsigns without anyone noticing?... you run a mile and I'll run half a mile.
Epic evasion.
Do something in real life for once Adam.
Go Mindspin!...
The Luke