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Re: Hi, I'm new to bodybuilding; any input would be appreciated guys : )
« Reply #400 on: January 08, 2008, 02:10:19 PM »
James Phoenix can look like Christian Bale from American Psycho with a little more training and weightloss.


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« Reply #401 on: January 08, 2008, 02:10:47 PM »
Hmmm, Why didn't you say so.  Well let's see....

*Cut your hair
*Use shampoo
*Use some acne cream
*Concentrate on widening your shoulders cuz your hips are just as wide.
*Lose the attitude
*Forget the Mr. Getbig Contest because its for men who bodybuild (hence the name "getbig), not little boys who resemble swimmers.
*You have VanDamme and Marky Mark/Chris Angel in the same category?  There's a big mistake.   ::)




Translation: My feelings are hurt; you're spot on about everything.

Before you start giving advice on hair, tell your boyfriend, aka skinny lobster man, to grow some.

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« Reply #402 on: January 08, 2008, 02:12:14 PM »
Translation: My feelings are hurt; you're spot on about everything.

Before you start giving advice on hair, tell your boyfriend, aka skinny lobster man, to grow some.

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Arvilla looks like a bewitched scarecrow on insulin; don't even bother insulting him.

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« Reply #403 on: January 08, 2008, 02:13:02 PM »
Translation: My feelings are hurt; you're spot on about everything.

Before you start giving advice on hair, tell your boyfriend, aka skinny lobster man, to grow some.

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You have Arvilla on legs, that's for sure!

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« Reply #404 on: January 08, 2008, 02:15:18 PM »
why all this hate on Phoenix? he seems like an ok guy... maybe a bit eccentric, but nothing wrong with that ;)

Don't post a pic dj181, I mean you wouldn't want a horde of gimmick accounts/fat people/accomplished people with 8000 post and no pics/people taking drugs to be 180 pounds with 14 inch arms

saying "owned" or "fag" or "meltdown."

You won't recover.

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Re: Hi, I'm new to bodybuilding; any input would be appreciated guys : )
« Reply #405 on: January 08, 2008, 02:16:05 PM »
Arvilla looks like a bewitched scarecrow on insulin; don't even bother insulting him.

hahaha Who would want to look like that? lmao.
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« Reply #406 on: January 08, 2008, 02:18:58 PM »
hahaha Who would want to look like that? lmao.

You're the typical "sitting in a glass house throwing stones", you know that?

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« Reply #407 on: January 08, 2008, 02:22:58 PM »
Laura Lee, do you think you can bench more than James Phoenix?

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« Reply #408 on: January 08, 2008, 02:28:08 PM »
You're the typical "sitting in a glass house throwing stones", you know that?

The accomplished man is still here accomplishing big things I see.

While you're sitting there typing meltdown on getbig people like me are actively accomplishing their goals.

That's the difference between you and me.

I am like Arnold; I set my sights on something and I do it.

I don't sit around and talk anonymously on a message board all day.

I live life to it's fullest every day; I fuck three times a day.

And you...you're "Donkey Kong" from Getbig...part of the "Monkey Strike Force."

*rolls eyes*
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« Reply #409 on: January 08, 2008, 02:29:02 PM »
Laura Lee, do you think you can bench more than James Phoenix?

What's a "penoris" m8?
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« Reply #410 on: January 08, 2008, 02:30:10 PM »
The accomplished man is still here accomplishing big things I see.

While you're sitting there typing meltdown on getbig people like me are actively accomplishing their goals.

That's the difference between you and me.

I am like Arnold; I set my sights on something and I do it.

I don't sit around and talk anonymously on a message board all day.

I live life to it's fullest every day; I fuck three times a day.

And you...you're "Donkey Kong" from Getbig...part of the "Monkey Strike Force."

*rolls eyes*

serious question, what have you accomplished in your life?

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Re: Hi, I'm new to bodybuilding; any input would be appreciated guys : )
« Reply #411 on: January 08, 2008, 02:30:51 PM »
Don't post a pic dj181, I mean you wouldn't want a horde of gimmick accounts/fat people/accomplished people with 8000 post and no pics/people taking drugs to be 180 pounds with 14 inch arms

saying "owned" or "fag" or "meltdown."

You won't recover.


well, if i can can handle the verbal insults, but physical ones... i ain't got a chance in he!! with my glass jaw and all ;)

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« Reply #412 on: January 08, 2008, 02:31:45 PM »
serious question, what have you accomplished in your life?

What have you accomplished in your life anonymous?
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« Reply #413 on: January 08, 2008, 02:34:01 PM »
What have you accomplished in your life anonymous?
hahah, just what i thought. What a loser.

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« Reply #414 on: January 08, 2008, 02:34:28 PM »
serious question, what have you accomplished in your life?

good question.

He is a teeny that fucks his fist 3 times a day.


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« Reply #415 on: January 08, 2008, 02:39:56 PM »
good question.

He is a teeny that fucks his fist 3 times a day.



The guy is probably a babe magnet.

Plus he's got a great physique and has the balls to post photos.

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« Reply #416 on: January 08, 2008, 02:43:13 PM »
The guy is probably a babe magnet.

Plus he's got a great physique and has the balls to post photos.

Are you implying if he just cuts deep enough, MTV will give him a show?

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« Reply #417 on: January 08, 2008, 03:25:35 PM »
What's a "penoris" m8?

     
A clitoris that looks like the head of a Penis, as featured by former WWF wrestler Chyna in the 'One Night In China' porno.

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« Reply #418 on: January 08, 2008, 08:21:43 PM »
A few helpful tips to my fellow bodybuilders:

If you're doing any kind of boxing/mma it's still a good idea to not train legs.

This allows you to compete at the lowest fighting weight, and still have a powerful upper body.

So much of your weight is in your thighs. Overdeveloped quads could potentially push you into a higher weight class.

*Aesthetic-minded bodybuilders like myself don't train legs because nobody sees them if you're wearing some Levi's boot-cut jeans.

It's time taken away from ab/bi/tri/chest training.

*Now that my upper body is starting to overpower my legs noticeably I'm thinking about adding some partner squats or something...

just to bring them up slightly. I'll never have big nasty quads; that would limit the clothing I can wear.

Stay fierce ~JP



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Re: Hi, I'm new to bodybuilding; any input would be appreciated guys : )
« Reply #419 on: January 09, 2008, 05:44:03 AM »
A few helpful tips to my fellow bodybuilders:

If you're doing any kind of boxing/mma it's still a good idea to not train legs.

This allows you to compete at the lowest fighting weight, and still have a powerful upper body.

So much of your weight is in your thighs. Overdeveloped quads could potentially push you into a higher weight class.

*Aesthetic-minded bodybuilders like myself don't train legs because nobody sees them if you're wearing some Levi's boot-cut jeans.

It's time taken away from ab/bi/tri/chest training.

*Now that my upper body is starting to overpower my legs noticeably I'm thinking about adding some partner squats or something...

just to bring them up slightly. I'll never have big nasty quads; that would limit the clothing I can wear.

Stay fierce ~JP




Leg day seperates the men from the children hahahahah this gimmick account is such a tiny tit....
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« Reply #420 on: January 09, 2008, 05:55:27 AM »
here's a pic of jimmy's lower body:

           

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« Reply #421 on: January 09, 2008, 05:58:58 AM »
here's a pic of jimmy's lower body:

           
jimmys legs ar so underrated

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« Reply #422 on: January 09, 2008, 07:04:12 AM »
Translation: My feelings are hurt; you're spot on about everything.

Before you start giving advice on hair, tell your boyfriend, aka skinny lobster man, to grow some.

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Oh hi james! Speking of boyfriends and girlfriends, your gf is quite a sexy beast :o
And your sister is not half bad either! :D

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« Reply #423 on: January 09, 2008, 07:13:48 AM »
Oh hi james! Speking of boyfriends and girlfriends, your gf is quite a sexy beast :o
And your sister is not half bad either! :D

She does not believe in training abs. nobody sees abs anyways.

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« Reply #424 on: January 09, 2008, 07:17:21 AM »
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