Van Damme could never touch this:
That is all you think about isn't it? Nasser all day long, all night long. You must have a very eventfull life.
If you do not think about either Nasser or Van Damme at least once during each waking hour your life is meaningless
If you do not think about either Nasser or Van Damme at least once during each wanking hour your life is meaningless