So I'm at the local Gold's for a savage tricep thrashing when in walks a foursome of narly-packed whigger mass each weighing an astonishing 165lbs and all adorned with wife beaters, skull caps, "cellies" (oh fuggin brother) and 4 gallons of water. As is customary for all young "whiggas" they immediately proceeded to.......now say it with me........THE FLAT BENCH for brutal 6-8 rep sets of upwards of 175lbs. This cliche gym ritual I can handle, but what I wasn't prepared for occurred after their 5 or 6 sets......10 solid minutes of ab and tri-shooting in the free weight mirriors......it was glorious and horrendous all at once. They posed and contorted their 160lb bodies before proceeding to the dbs for nasty sets of incline presses; unfortunately for me I left for the water fountain while these 155lb gargantuans began their brutal sets of 60lb incline db presses while screamin at each other and yelling, "Yeah dawg...get that shit....don't be a pussy yo!" I walked to my bench which they had occupied and said "you're in my seat," to which one replied, "my bad big man......you wanna work in?" To which I replied, "no thanks, just want y'all to shutup and get off my bench." They all looked at me kinda startled and frightened, gathered their gear and left. I laughed while 3-4 people in the area thanked me. AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH!!!! Stupid whiggers pwned.
