It's Christmas Eve and...

[HowieW]

I am with my now gf/ex wife's mother's house , sitting  alone in the bedroom, eating a turkey leg with my fat dog and farting. I did 80 min of hard cardio to offset the damage of the pigout.
My gf/ex-wife just came in and farted at me.....more later??
How is your Christmas going?

[figgs]

I'm about to smoke from my new antique shell pipe. Life's good. Glad things are going good for you. I considered doing cardio too, but I just decided to get fat for the meantime. It's a change. I'll be back at it the day after.

Merry Christmas to all!

[wootwoot]

that's fucking disgusting

i don't care how hot the girl might be, but that would make me want to do a little murder/suicide.

[Spoony Luv]

Nassar bottles his owns farts and sells them on ebay for charity...Last year alone he brought in over two million in charitable donations...Bottom line...People will pay almost anything for Nassar's methane

[Deicide]

I am with my now gf/ex wife's mother's house , sitting  alone in the bedroom, eating a turkey leg with my fat dog and farting. I did 80 min of hard cardio to offset the damage of the pigout.
My gf/ex-wife just came in and farted at me.....more later??
How is your Christmas going?

Lying in my bed in my filthy room in South Korea, doing nothing, save staring into the computer screen.

Can't top that!

[Meso_z]

I am with my now gf/ex wife's mother's house , sitting  alone in the bedroom, eating a turkey leg with my fat dog and farting. I did 80 min of hard cardio to offset the damage of the pigout.
My gf/ex-wife just came in and farted at me.....more later??
How is your Christmas going?

All farts. 

[240 is Back]

My gf/ex-wife just came in and farted at me.....more later??
How is your Christmas going?

youre kidding, right?

[Meso_z]

youre kidding, right?

Maybe he likes "eating" farts?

[m8]

i don't care how hot the girl might be, but that would make me want to do a little murder/suicide.

fucking right.

[danielson]

Thats kind of gross Howie. If it happens, then fine. But to go out of her way to "fart at you"? Makes you miss Beth a little, huh?

[HowieW]

Thats kind of gross Howie. If it happens, then fine. But to go out of her way to "fart at you"? Makes you miss Beth a little, huh?

Nah, my exwife/gf/whatever has a sweet smellin azz pipe, but Beth's butt smelled like a dead cat when she blew butt musk 

[Stavios]

LMAO at this thread

[Stu]

Nah, my exwife/gf/whatever has a sweet smellin azz pipe, but Beth's butt smelled like a dead cat when she blew butt musk 

Good Lord man, do you have no shame?

[driverant]

I am with my now gf/ex wife's mother's house , sitting  alone in the bedroom, eating a turkey leg with my fat dog and farting. I did 80 min of hard cardio to offset the damage of the pigout.
My gf/ex-wife just came in and farted at me.....more later??
How is your Christmas going?

Everyone else had sex eccept you 

[m8]

females farting/shitting is the worst thing ever.
dirty women.

[cht868]

ive broken up with girls for farting and pooping