So a gay fantasy of yours sounds better to your ears does it? I take it the person who is spooning you or the one you spoon isn't a female then?
Wake up fatty...I spoon rocks...And females are overrated...I just get them high, strip them down naked and piss on them after drinking a case of beers every weekend...Thats fucking gold that you would have no clue about...But why would you, your the kind of guy that has some whore in charge of every move you make...Let see... Here is your typical friday...
"You".....Honey its time for dinner...
"Some dumb whore"....I already ate while you were at work...(under her breath she says "a big fat 10 inch cock courtesy of Mr. UPS driver"
"You"...But I've been cooking for 2 hours now...Its our favorite...Cocks and balls
"Some dumb whore"...I'm sorry honey. Didn't i tell you, I'm eating light today because i'm going out partying with the girls..
"You(starting to cry)"...Please baby not again...You go out with them 3 days a week...We need family time...And you always come back smelling like coconut oil and fried chicken...I've rented Beaches...
"Some dumb whore"...Some other night Hun...The girls hooked up with Tognelli and got some awesome G...You know how that shit makes me all horny...
"You"...Please baby Please..I'm begging you...Lets watch beaches tonight...
"Some dumb whore"...Listen go tuck yourself into bed and and i give you permission to watch sports channel tonight while i'm out...But at 12am...Lights out mr...I should be back sometime on Monday...You know i usually G out for a day or two and if this stuff is as good as I'm hearing, I should have 6 big black cocks in me by the time I reach stage 4 rem sleep...Which if everything goes as planned, should be within the next 2 hours...
"You"(balling your eyes out as you walk slowly up stairs to your room. With two single beds Fred Flinstone style i may add) I should just kill myself...
"Some dumb whore"...oh hunny we all know that you don't have the balls to do that...Even when you took those 25 flintstone vitamins and threatend to cut your wrists with an electric razor(bachelor party style) two nights ago when i was 9 hours late, we all knew you were just looking for attention...Now go tuck yourself in....Oh by the way, do you have any money?
"You" will 100 be enough....
"Some dumb whore" That should do it...........Oh you better give my another 100...Im not sure what a case of magnums goes for...I usually just bring the drugs and the brothers bring everything else..Although Tyrone, Jackson, Tyson and Jethro told me to pick a case up...Two bills ought to cover...Don't you think?...
'You' ok...Here ya go...I'll miss you...Call me if can...
"Some dumb whore" bye hunny...Kiss my kids goodnight for me would ya...