It'll go something like this and it will take about as long as it will to read this.............
Judge: Mr. Yamagishi, how do you plead?
Hide: Not guilty, your Honor.
Judge: Your plead has been accepted, trial will be set for (), the defendant shall remain in custody until trial. NEXT!
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Judge: Mr. Yamagishi, how do you plead?
Hide: ME LIKE FLIED LICE ^_^
Judge: Mr. Yamagishi, Do you have any references?
Hide: ME LIKE FLIED LICE ^_^
Judge: Mr. Yamagishi, gtfo america
Hide: ME LIKE FLIED LICE ^_^