"Wanna screw?"
"No. Get lost."
"Awww c'mon! I'm an abstract artist you know."
"Tough."
...
"Ummm, did I mention that I'm a close friend of Bette Midler?"
"Really? You wanna fuck?"
This isn't what happened at all. We know this because she made a point of saying that it was Bette "who introduced us." Once his bona fides were established, what woman could resist?