I'm voting for bigbobs too. I have no idea how zealous the others are but blobby is over the top.
1) Actually owns used clothing and calls it sports memorobilia.

Not even Nasser refers to it as such.
2) Refuses to acknowledge any photo that presents nasser unfavourably, claiming them to be photoshopped when they clearly aren't. Spams every thread with nasser in a thong at the beach.
3)Frequent phone calls to Nasser just so he can get it from the "source".
4) Will rush to nasser's defense at the slightest provocation despite his claims that Nasser could care less what is said about him on this site.
5) Fashion tips from Nasser.