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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2008, 12:57:19 PM »
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2008, 12:58:10 PM »
Quote from: Havenbull on January 18, 2008, 12:54:32 PM
Can you believe those two brothers are almost 60 years old

And this justifies their chin-implants.... ::)
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2008, 01:01:42 PM »
These Creatures are some kind of Egg heads physicists!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogdanov_Affair
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2008, 01:03:49 PM »
Quote from: m8 on January 18, 2008, 08:16:37 AM


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Who are these guys?  Why the chin and cheek implants?
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2008, 01:04:01 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on January 18, 2008, 01:00:05 PM
R.I.P. Tom Cruise...

sad but true
he died in a car accident last night after a clubbing tour with his friends L.Ron Hubbard and David Miscavige...

his mother Linda Cruise said that it was one of the saddest days in her life..

It's getting boring dude....
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2008, 01:07:34 PM »
Quote from: affeman on January 18, 2008, 01:04:01 PM
It's getting boring dude....

didn't you watch the rtl2 news?
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Re: Tom Cruise getting owned by David Letterman
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2008, 01:08:15 PM »
Quote from: Stark on January 18, 2008, 08:45:56 AM
Well why owned you may say? Because Letterman knows straight away that TOM NEVER climbed a tree in his life, he makes him
more and more uncompatable until Tom breaks and has a hystercial laugh :D :D



That passenger dude probably got brain damage from oxygen deprivation.
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2008, 01:09:05 PM »
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Re: Tom Cruise getting owned by David Letterman
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2008, 01:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Rami on January 18, 2008, 01:08:15 PM
That passenger dude probably got brain damage from oxygen deprivation.
Exactly, they forced him to pass out so he wouldn't be able to recall Tom porking him in the arse.

That's the REAL REASON Tom is cracking up. I mean, he's laughing a bit too hard for a story about a guy passing out. That level of hysteria is strictly reserved for taking advantage of someone after they've passed out.
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2008, 01:17:11 PM »
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2008, 01:19:56 PM »
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2008, 01:31:31 PM »
Quote from: JediKnight on January 18, 2008, 01:17:11 PM

Jedi, do you think those twins are inspired to look like the boy in Mask?
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Re: Tom Cruise getting owned by David Letterman
« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2008, 01:45:48 PM »
Quote from: Special Ed on January 18, 2008, 01:17:01 PM
Exactly, they forced him to pass out so he wouldn't be able to recall Tom porking him in the arse.

That's the REAL REASON Tom is cracking up. I mean, he's laughing a bit too hard for a story about a guy passing out. That level of hysteria is strictly reserved for taking advantage of someone after they've passed out.
you should take up writing novels u really good at it
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2008, 02:01:42 PM »
I think I saw on a cover page of the tabloids that Tom and Katie used Hubbard's sperm to get Katie prego.

Which would kinda make sense seeing that he and Nicole Kidman couldn't conceive, yet he got Katie pregnant and Kidman got pregnant by Keith Urban?

Things that make ya go hmmmmm  ???
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2008, 02:02:48 PM »
Quote from: Laura Lee on January 18, 2008, 01:31:31 PM
Jedi, do you think those twins are inspired to look like the boy in Mask?

 healthy role model
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Re: Tom Cruise getting owned by David Letterman
« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2008, 02:04:49 PM »
Quote from: Stark on January 18, 2008, 08:52:04 AM
hahha I still love how he makes an ass out of himself here.... on a sidenote, aren't some woman fucking stupid? Look at them how they admire somebody nearly getting unconscious just because they are in the presence of somebody who does movies ::)


For sure.  Put a guy on a screen, you'll have women lining up spreading their legs.
Fame, money, looks...I wonder why? :D  And up to a point in his career, he was somewhat normal.
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2008, 02:07:50 PM »
Quote from: Laura Lee on January 18, 2008, 02:01:42 PM
I think I saw on a cover page of the tabloids that Tom and Katie used Hubbard's sperm to get Katie prego.

Which would kinda make sense seeing that he and Nicole Kidman couldn't conceive, yet he got Katie pregnant and Kidman got pregnant by Keith Urban?

Things that make ya go hmmmmm  ???
I head Cruise got Hubbard's man batter ready for him, then when he was about to bust, Hubbard blew it in Katie.
True story. ;D
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2008, 02:30:58 PM »
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Re: Tom Cruise getting owned by David Letterman
« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2008, 02:32:53 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on January 18, 2008, 02:04:49 PM
For sure.  Put a guy on a screen, you'll have women lining up spreading their legs.
Fame, money, looks...I wonder why? :D  And up to a point in his career, he was somewhat normal.

you're not exactly shy to the camera yourself
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2008, 03:06:27 PM »
Standing side by side...they look lik a yin yang sign
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #45 on: January 18, 2008, 03:16:56 PM »
The world is a mystery   :o ???
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2008, 03:55:28 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on January 18, 2008, 02:07:50 PM
I head Cruise got Hubbard's man batter ready for him, then when he was about to bust, Hubbard blew it in Katie.
True story. ;D
hahahahahaaa.
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #47 on: January 18, 2008, 04:21:41 PM »
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Re: Tom Cruise is HUGE
« Reply #48 on: January 18, 2008, 05:02:35 PM »
Quote from: Colossus_1986 on January 18, 2008, 08:12:59 AM

wtf is up with those faces? i hope thats makeup for a movie?
or did something go horribly wrong?

haven't seen something go so bad, since Sevatese decided to become a "bodybuilder" many years back...
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Re: Tom Cruise getting owned by David Letterman
« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2008, 06:41:41 PM »
Quote from: Bobby on January 18, 2008, 02:32:53 PM
you're not exactly shy to the camera yourself
Yeah, when women see my videos on youtube, they line up with their legs spread.  Youtube/Box office hits...same thing really. ;D ::)
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