haha you sound like a animal advert
why dont you get real and go to a gym to pump and hump like normal people?
i did for years and I am so sick of seeing people chat all day long, people use the treadmill to read a book...
my Gym is not the prettiest but damn is has awesome equipment (yes old but who gives a shit).
If you haven't worked out in an old style gym you will not understand.