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« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2008, 05:36:27 AM »

I need to be less picky, ...but I can't settle. I'd rather be alone than settle.
I've had some good ones who set that bar extremely high, ...which is where I like it.
Maybe your just trying to reach a little too high on the totam pole, Jag. Now by that I certainly do not mean go into the gutter for a date but maybe your just expecting too much. Try for a good heart first. A good heart is priceless.
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« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2008, 05:48:32 AM »

Is that why you're a lesbian?  Grin

I'm only half lesbian  Tongue

I'm fine with it  , I'm not picky , I never settle , and I get the best of both worlds

The other half loves men  Kiss and they really don't mind my lesbian side unless they keep it hidden

meow jag ? why is it feeling like your smiley needs a bowl of milk ?

have you ever thought about being with a woman ? I may start using you in some of my fantasies  Cool

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« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2008, 05:51:17 AM »

Your awesome W8m8  Smiley

thank you Playboy and you are one of the best men here  Wink
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« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2008, 07:12:14 AM »

thank you Playboy and you are one of the best men here  Wink
I agree w/w8m8; Playboy seems like a good guy to me Smiley
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« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2008, 08:47:07 AM »

 Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss

Lots of hugs and kisses to Stella, Deedee, Flower, W8M8, Ripitupbaby, Laura, and Mydavid.

If I left anyone out......

ITS FOR A GOOD REASON  Tongue
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« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2008, 09:41:41 AM »

I've found several if not dozens of good men here  Grin

Thank you.

 Wink

 Grin
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« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2008, 11:43:44 AM »

Maybe your just trying to reach a little too high on the totam pole, Jag. Now by that I certainly do not mean go into the gutter for a date but maybe your just expecting too much. Try for a good heart first. A good heart is priceless.

Actually, ...that is my first criteria.
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« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2008, 11:46:45 AM »

I'm only half lesbian  Tongue

I'm fine with it  , I'm not picky , I never settle , and I get the best of both worlds

The other half loves men  Kiss and they really don't mind my lesbian side unless they keep it hidden

meow jag ? why is it feeling like your smiley needs a bowl of milk ?

{LOL} no cattiness involved. You gave me the perfect setup, ...I had to go for the punchline.  Grin

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have you ever thought about being with a woman ? I may start using you in some of my fantasies  Cool



Please don't. I have enough psycho stalkers in my life. Undecided
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« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2008, 11:48:24 AM »

thank you Playboy and you are one of the best men here  Wink

I agree. He's a good one.  Smiley
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« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2008, 11:51:21 AM »

Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss

Lots of hugs and kisses to Stella, Deedee, Flower, W8M8, Ripitupbaby, Laura, and Mydavid.

If I left anyone out......

ITS FOR A GOOD REASON  Tongue

 Shocked   Shocked   Shocked   Shocked   Shocked   Shocked   Shocked   Shocked   Shocked   Shocked   Shocked   Shocked   Shocked  Shocked   Shocked   Shocked   Shocked
Hrmph!!! That good reason had better be early onset alzheimers, ...or you can forget me cooking you dinner!  Angry
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« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2008, 12:04:26 PM »

Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss

Lots of hugs and kisses to Stella, Deedee, Flower, W8M8, Ripitupbaby, Laura, and Mydavid.

If I left anyone out......

ITS FOR A GOOD REASON  Tongue

    Kiss Kiss
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« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2008, 12:29:00 PM »

    Kiss Kiss
LOL at your sig/avatar line.

Probably one of the funniest ones i've read onhere.
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« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2008, 03:07:10 PM »

Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss

Lots of hugs and kisses to Stella, Deedee, Flower, W8M8, Ripitupbaby, Laura, and Mydavid.

If I left anyone out......

ITS FOR A GOOD REASON  Tongue


Playboy  Kiss   Thank you   {{{{hugzzz}}}}


Thank you.

 Wink

 Grin

You're very welcome Faust    Wink   pleasure's all mine
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« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2008, 03:16:17 PM »

Hilarious thread.

the funniest bit is the fact that none of you has yet realised that Judi has an IQ which totals more than all of your heights and weights added up together and doubled...


And a sense of humour way beyond your comprehension.
By the way I'm telling the truth now.


I never much liked Clooney, he has no lips. 
Brad Pitt?  no thanks.  I'm not lying.
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« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2008, 03:22:23 PM »

Is that why you're a lesbian?  Grin


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« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2008, 03:26:22 PM »

Maybe your just trying to reach a little too high on the totam pole, Jag. Now by that I certainly do not mean go into the gutter for a date but maybe your just expecting too much. Try for a good heart first. A good heart is priceless.


I'd prefer a decent intellect and big lips.  Because I can smell a good heart a mile off.



I'm not lying, I'm being facetious, okay?
xL

You want that I begin to critisize your posts rather than MikenLaura's?
As for w*what'sitsname, I don't think I'd stoop that low.  Only kidding, ya?

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« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2008, 03:29:01 PM »


I'm telling the truth now.


I'm not lying.


now THAT is HILARIOUS , TAKE A BOW Sybil

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« Reply #42 on: January 29, 2008, 03:33:54 PM »

read the title of the thread (as well as Judi's fantastic posts) and then attempt to develop a sense of humour, ok darlin'?

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« Reply #43 on: January 29, 2008, 03:39:20 PM »

read the title of the thread and get a sense of humour darlin'

xxx

 Angry Angry  OK I take it back I AM picky stop kissing me and calling me darlin' Angry Angry

you ain't no Daisy Fuentes


p.s     I don't find you funny but please feel free to tickle yourself

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« Reply #44 on: January 29, 2008, 03:48:08 PM »

JUDI?


this must go on this thread too!




>>>A woman gets pulled over for speeding...

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer # 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer # 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer # 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer # 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer # 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer # 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Really?  Bet he told you I was speeding, too.
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« Reply #45 on: January 29, 2008, 05:17:50 PM »

Hilarious thread.

the funniest bit is the fact that none of you has yet realised that Judi has an IQ which totals more than all of your heights and weights added up together and doubled...


And a sense of humour way beyond your comprehension.
By the way I'm telling the truth now.

Hmmm... are you saying the first part was a lie? I'm crushed!  Cry


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I never much liked Clooney, he has no lips. 
Brad Pitt?  no thanks.  I'm not lying.

Whew! I know Angelina just heaved a huge sigh of relief! {lol}
Truth be told, ...between the two, ...I'd probably take Angelina over Brad.  Cheesy
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« Reply #46 on: January 29, 2008, 06:24:17 PM »

Hmmm... I'd probably take Angelina over Brad.  Cheesy


see jag it ain't that bad now is it  Grin it's all about choice
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« Reply #47 on: January 29, 2008, 07:53:31 PM »

Hilarious thread.

the funniest bit is the fact that none of you has yet realised that Judi has an IQ which totals more than all of your heights and weights added up together and doubled...


And a sense of humour way beyond your comprehension.
By the way I'm telling the truth now.


I never much liked Clooney, he has no lips. 
Brad Pitt?  no thanks.  I'm not lying.

"the funniest bit is the fact that none of you has yet realised that Judi has an IQ which totals more than all of your heights and weights added up together and doubled..."

1. Don't pass judgement on people as you don't know the first thing about any of us. Assumption is the mother of all screw ups.
2. You have absolutely no say on here whatsoever as everyone here (with exception to one or two) thinks you have some kind of mental disorder.
3. You have no idea on our standard of living here and i'll tell you one thing...its not in a garden covered in dirt.
4. We have enough idiots flooding this particular board with self righteous comments, men hating and other propaganda that is totally unnecessary.

Hope this helps.
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« Reply #48 on: January 29, 2008, 07:56:24 PM »


see jag it ain't that bad now is it  Grin it's all about choice
Oh ya....there's a surprise. The man hater took a woman over a man  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2008, 05:50:22 AM »

Oh ya....there's a surprise. The man hater took a woman over a man  Roll Eyes

Playboy, forgive me for laughing, ...but that is just too funny.
I'm not a man-hater... really I'm not. I just think all things being equal, I find Angelina far more attractive than Brad.

WoW, ...that article really pissed you off huh?

Let's brake it down line by line. What about that article specifically makes you think it's man-hating?
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