What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
"I forgive you"
How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball.