Author Topic: American Gladiator: How is Wolf a Gladiator? (Read 17587 times)

Heywood · « **Reply #50 on:** February 04, 2008, 09:19:09 PM »

Quote from: emn1964 on February 04, 2008, 02:10:26 PM

I'd be shocked if that dudes arms are above 13". And how does he do that "wolf" act with a straight face? God, what a tool.

They actually test the competitors. Call it "reality TV."

beatmaster · « **Reply #51 on:** February 04, 2008, 09:29:01 PM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on February 03, 2008, 10:54:50 PM

"What will it be honey? In your snatch or down the hatch?

that line is from dice!

emn1964 · « **Reply #52 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:27:56 AM »

Quote from: Ron on February 03, 2008, 10:24:46 PM

I think Wolf is about 6'1" and worked in the rodeo with bulls for about 20 years. Dude, when he has his game face on, can be very determined. We talked about him facing a 2,000 pounds bull when he worked in the rodeo. I don't think he is worried about a 200 pound competitor.

Some interviews from press day

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/amgladiators2.htm

Some pics..

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/amgladiators_pics.htm

worked in the rodeo with bulls? he must not have been any good because the best bull riders are all very little guys. like 5'2" and about 140 pounds.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #53 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:31:44 AM »

why were posts deleted and the thread title changed?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #54 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:39:23 AM »

hahahahahahhaaaaaa, look at this geek.

busyB · « **Reply #55 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:40:36 AM »

To Joe Public, he is huge.

natural al · « **Reply #56 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:43:19 AM »

watched it the other day and it just didn't do anything for me......

The Squadfather · « **Reply #57 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:43:49 AM »

Quote from: busyB on February 05, 2008, 07:40:36 AM

To Joe Public, he is huge.

hahahha, i can just hear all of this clowns "supporters" now, "fucck you fatass, if you dieted down to negative 2 percent bodyfat you'd be 73 pounds, plus he's an MMA cage fighting, rodeo wrangling monster who'd KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and also size isn't everything, he's a master of Brazilian Jui Jitsu where you can be 97 and a half pounds and still kill a 325 pound man in a fight"

busyB · « **Reply #58 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:47:28 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 05, 2008, 07:43:49 AM

hahahha, i can just hear all of this clowns "supporters" now, "fucck you fatass, if you dieted down to negative 2 percent bodyfat you'd be 73 pounds, plus he's an MMA cage fighting, rodeo wrangling monster who'd KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and also size isn't everything, he's a master of Brazilian Jui Jitsu where you can be 97 and a half pounds and still kill a 325 pound man in a fight"

MMA? You dont need that kind of skill for this show.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #59 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:50:41 AM »

Quote from: busyB on February 05, 2008, 07:47:28 AM

MMA? You dont need that kind of skill for this show.

hahahahhaa, i was doing something in the other room and my girlfriend and her son were watching this bullshit last night and all you could hear was the 74 year old phenom Hulk Hogan screaming, THAT WAS INTENSE, BROTHER!!!!!!!!! every 2 and a half minues and then they started laughing when Mike O Hearn startingf shaking and shimmying his thighs like Derek Anthony at a 73 year old john's birthday party.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #60 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:51:54 AM »

Epic use of kneepads and shin guards to cover up non-existent calves.

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #61 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:35:03 AM »

They didnt hire "Wolf" for his body.

They hired him for his cool hair and beard.

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #62 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:37:11 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 05, 2008, 07:39:23 AM

hahahahahahhaaaaaa, look at this geek.

my god, grown men probably run and cower in fear when he enters a room

Mars · « **Reply #63 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:37:56 AM »

i want to slap that little bitch in the face.

Blockhead · « **Reply #64 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:43:45 AM »

This thread has potential! Someone should e-mail this whole thread to the studios behind 'A.G.'

To the American public this guy looks like an offseason Markus Ruhl does to us. To the American public...Patrick swayze is JAKKED and Ed Norton from AMX is literally a Mr. Olympia contender.

2 weeks out from my show I was at work(hospital ER) and this new nurse says to me..."Like, you're like big and all but OMG you gotta see my boyfriends' buddy Matt...he like only works out at home on a bowflex but OMG...he is so BUFF!"

He looks like a cross between a BeeGee and Ben Stiller from Dodge Ball.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #65 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:44:44 AM »

Squad you gotta keep in mind these guys have to be athletic, plus the original American Gladiators weren't that huge themselves...

Mars · « **Reply #66 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:46:22 AM »

well captain it wouldnt be a big deal if he wasnt suffering from the imaginary lat syndrom and the tough look.

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #67 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:48:11 AM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on February 05, 2008, 08:44:44 AM

Squad you gotta keep in mind these guys have to be athletic, plus the original American Gladiators weren't that huge themselves...

so why is that "chic" crush bigger than he is

emn1964 · « **Reply #68 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:49:23 AM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on February 05, 2008, 08:35:03 AM

They didnt hire "Wolf" for his body.

They hired him for his cool hair and beard.

The Wolf would slap that sarcasm out of your mouth bitch.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #69 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:50:56 AM »

hahaha, well the one postive about having him on there is that he's so small that the producers don't even bother sending him for a steroid test because it's so obvious he's not taking any.

emn1964 · « **Reply #70 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:51:41 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 05, 2008, 07:31:44 AM

why were posts deleted and the thread title changed?

b/c someone here has a vested interest in seeing that AG gets into a second season.

Mars · « **Reply #71 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:52:11 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 05, 2008, 08:50:56 AM

hahaha, well the one postive about having him on there is that he's so small that the producers don't even bother sending him for a steroid test because it's so obvious he's not taking any.

to the general public hes taking massive amount of steroids

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #72 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:53:52 AM »

Quote from: emn1964 on February 04, 2008, 02:10:26 PM

I'd be shocked if that dudes arms are above 13". And how does he do that "wolf" act with a straight face? God, what a tool.

every time I see that guy I just bust out laughing..Vince Goodrum's pics use to have that effect.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #73 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:55:36 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on February 05, 2008, 08:43:45 AM

This thread has potential! Someone should e-mail this whole thread to the studios behind 'A.G.'

To the American public this guy looks like an offseason Markus Ruhl does to us. To the American public...Patrick swayze is JAKKED and Ed Norton from AMX is literally a Mr. Olympia contender.

2 weeks out from my show I was at work(hospital ER) and this new nurse says to me..."Like, you're like big and all but OMG you gotta see my boyfriends' buddy Matt...he like only works out at home on a bowflex but OMG...he is so BUFF!"

He looks like a cross between a BeeGee and Ben Stiller from Dodge Ball.

That should tell you something right there...

mass 04 · « **Reply #74 on:** February 05, 2008, 09:02:13 AM »

hahaha. Terrifying tribal tat on his 12 inch arms, long hair and on American Gladiators. It must be a midlife crisis. I bet he used his paycheck to buy a 1997 Thunderbird.