Yep, that's pretty much it, except for the fact you are a liar and have never used our product. Ever hear of an IP check?
that's such an obvious lie, Chris, and most people here know it.
Aside from the fact that you cannot see getbig IPs, the fact that I'm a kid using AOL dialup would dictate that I have a different IP everytime I log on.
So after you magically got my IP address, you what, searched your database for that exact address?
You're caught in a silly lie here, which is bad for you. You sell FOOD products. You're a liar. Two don't mix well. People don't like to trust their digestive systems to dishonest food salesmen. yes, I got a tub of it, and yes, I really did get the shits. It's probably just my belly, not your protein, which did taste great, althought I didn't like it on the way out.
You shouldn't be reduced to lies, Chris Mason.