Probably the greatest truth you'll ever hear

[Alex23]

I'm very tasteful with women. Surprisingly not by appearance but with personality.

So you go for the easy fatty and convince yourself you went for the "personality" while cleaning that fish smell in the after shower?

[figgs]

hahaha I have my limits but I've regretfully turned down some hotties for a lack of personality.

[HTexan]

or for being a bitchy nag. 

[figgs]

or for being a bitchy nag. 

YES!!!!

[wes mantooth]

Good can't exist without bad just like white can't exist without black, or up without down, space without matter. It's just too bad the balance of good and evil has evil triumphant.

Oh well, I'm just going to continue to float around on the fringe of society and find humor in being constantly surrounded by irrational talking monkeys with souls anchored by vanity and materialism. The human race makes me sick, yet at the same time makes me laugh until I cry, and yet at the same time astonishes me with such extraordinary potential.

side note for figgsie:

humans do not have souls.....its a myth


you got the talking monkey part right though...