Author Topic: Muscle Phone - News, Gossip, NPC & IFBB contest results - right to your phone (Read 14978 times)

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #50 on:** March 02, 2008, 09:14:39 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on March 01, 2008, 07:09:39 PM

Fire, Electricity, The Wheel and Muscle Phone. The greatest inventions of our time.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #51 on:** March 02, 2008, 09:15:14 PM »

Quote from: rocket on March 01, 2008, 07:21:37 PM

My phone was turned off until just now. Knowing what I know about Lift Studios Muscle Phone I was afraid of pressing the power button.

Summoning all the strength and willpower left in my masturbation ravaged body I placed my finger upon the button, closed my eyes and applied the necessary pressure to initiate the starting sequence.

As the phone made contact with the network provider a seemingly endless stream of POWERPACKED messages began attacking, BLAM BLAM BOOOOOOOMM BEEP, each message incrementally adding to the volume of the tone until finally, my phone had reached infinite loudness. A feat only possible with the Lift Studios Muscle Phone membership.

At this point I had severely compromised hearing, but I did know that Dexter Jackson had won teh Arnold Classic!

Thanks LIFT STUDIOS!

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #52 on:** March 02, 2008, 09:15:49 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on March 02, 2008, 02:08:01 AM

I lost 300 pounds with my MusclePhone

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #53 on:** March 02, 2008, 09:18:47 PM »

Quote from: saucetradomous on March 01, 2008, 06:48:43 PM

I was out drinking and fillin' some hoes holes when I checked my musclephone... Dex won. How would I have been able to climax not knowing such info? Thanks Issac

Lift Studios · « **Reply #54 on:** March 02, 2008, 11:24:38 PM »

Thanks for the continued support Goattie.

Stop by the http://www.ifbbpro.com to catch a look at the new Muscle Phone banners.

thisiskeith12 · « **Reply #55 on:** March 03, 2008, 06:01:02 AM »

There needs to be a Team MusclePhone.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #56 on:** March 03, 2008, 08:13:52 AM »

Quote from: Lift Studios on March 02, 2008, 11:24:38 PM

Thanks for the continued support Goattie.

No problem.

Even your fellow schmoes voice their support for Lift Studios Muscle Phone^TM:

Quote from: Tre on March 02, 2008, 05:37:24 AM

No matter what methods I try, I cannot help but beat up Isaac over this.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #57 on:** March 03, 2008, 08:15:34 AM »

More praise for Lift Studios Muscle Phone^TM:

Quote from: mass 04 on March 01, 2008, 06:54:46 PM

I base my life on two periods: before the muscle phone and after the muscle phone.

Lift Studios · « **Reply #58 on:** March 03, 2008, 12:50:20 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 03, 2008, 08:15:34 AM

More praise for Lift Studios Muscle Phone^TM:

That's great! Keep up the good work goatie!

thisiskeith12 · « **Reply #59 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:17:46 PM »

F**k LifeAlert! Get MusclePhone!

Bix · « **Reply #60 on:** March 12, 2008, 11:29:01 AM »

they had something like thing 20 years ago? 1-800-pumpiron or some dam thing.

HowieW · « **Reply #61 on:** March 14, 2008, 10:15:38 PM »

Quote from: Lift Studios on February 11, 2008, 04:51:55 PM

It's free for all subscribers. Only standard text messaging rates apply. If you have an unlimited text messaging plan then no charge. If you have a text messaging plan that isn't unlimited, then it counts towards your text messaging phone plan.

I enjoy getting the messages myself, cool idea, thanks Issac

Lift Studios · « **Reply #62 on:** March 15, 2008, 07:41:37 AM »

Quote from: HowieW on March 14, 2008, 10:15:38 PM

I enjoy getting the messages myself, cool idea, thanks Issac

Glad you like it Howie. The only complaint I've received is fans wanting texts more often.

See ya in Charleston at the JR USA.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #63 on:** March 16, 2008, 12:34:19 PM »

Quote from: Determinator on March 16, 2008, 08:27:48 AM

I've heard that it is ~~garbage~~ really gay.

fixed.

Roland Bones · « **Reply #64 on:** March 17, 2008, 03:27:28 PM »

I mean, is there enough important news for this to even be entertaining? Most people give a shit about 3-4 shows tops. I have a feeling this will be constant spamming of worthless drivel such as "Silvio Samuel spotted eating at Arby's" or "teen-age neanderthal face bodybuilder takes 2nd place at local Ronkonkoma NY Finals"

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #65 on:** March 17, 2008, 05:32:18 PM »

Quote from: Roland Bones on March 17, 2008, 03:27:28 PM

I mean, is there enough important news for this to even be entertaining? Most people give a shit about 3-4 shows tops. I have a feeling this will be constant spamming of worthless drivel such as "Silvio Samuel spotted eating at Arby's" or "teen-age neanderthal face bodybuilder takes 2nd place at local Ronkonkoma NY Finals"

I'm expecting future spam informing us of the many ~~gay~~ fine Lift Studios^TM products and services available to us.