Keith is so fat, he shows up on radar.
Keith is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!
Keith is so fat when he steps on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Keith is so fat, he has his own area code.
Keith is so fat NASA orbits satellites around him.
Keith is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania. .."
Keith is so fat he has to wake up in sections.
Keith has so many double chins he looks like he is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
Seriously though, Keith isn’t fat, he insists he’s just 4 feed too short.
One time Keith jumped into the gulf in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
Keith's so fat, when he broke his leg, gravy poured out!
Keith is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator.
Keith is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month!
Keith is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.
Keith is so fat he was baptized in Sea World.
Keith is so fat, he had his baby pictures taken by satellite.
Keith is so fat, people jog around him for exercise.
Keith is so fat when he steps on the scale it says, "No live stock please."
Keith's so fat he needs a VCR for a pager
Keith's so fat that his belly button makes an echo
Keith's so fat his cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
Keith's so fat, on Halloween he says "Trick or Meatloaf!"
Keith's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to his GOOD side....
