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Big_Tymer

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Any way to get out of jury duty?
« on: March 08, 2008, 03:00:20 PM »
I got summoned, and I dont want to go.  How can I get out of it?
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Re: Any way to get out of jury duty?
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2008, 08:48:13 PM »
During the interview, say that you believe in jury nullification as last-ditch safeguard against the draconian mandatory drug sentencing laws whose true purpose is boosting the profits of the prison-industrial complex.

You'll be home in time for lunch.
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Re: Any way to get out of jury duty?
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2008, 11:09:32 PM »
Become a doctor.
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Re: Any way to get out of jury duty?
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2008, 04:39:47 AM »
say what i said "Im racist" was out in 3 mins
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Re: Any way to get out of jury duty?
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2008, 04:41:37 AM »
Quote from: Big_Tymer on March 08, 2008, 03:00:20 PM
I got summoned, and I dont want to go.  How can I get out of it?

Move to another country.

Seriously, those fuckers in the Bronx court house are still calling my arse and my father has to tell them again and again...he doesn't even live in the country.
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