How the hell does one learn Chinese

[Hugo Chavez]

ummmmmm move to china 

That would probably help   Might as well, America is made in China

[Spoony Luv]

Actually western english is one of the hardest things to learn...There is just so much slang that other languages do not have...Its was/is the blacks way of fucking with the white man...Also a sign that the end is near..

[onlyme]

When I went to China I was set up with an escort to show me around when I first arrived.  You know how CHinese just sounds weird and like grunting or whatever.  I asked him if I was saying anything and started to do my Chinese imitation and he started to laugh so hard.  But it sounded like Chinese to me.  It really is a hard language to learn I would think. 

[JasonH]

What about Japanese? - that sounds almost as hard to understand as Chinese. Although I agree with Hugo Chavez - Chinese is impossible to get.

[Hugo Chavez]

What about Japanese? - that sounds almost as hard to understand as Chinese. Although I agree with Hugo Chavez - Chinese is impossible to get.

Japanese sounds like it's easier because you can pick out the different words.  Chinese must have a million words that all sound very close.

[onlyme]

Japanese sounds like it's easier because you can pick out the different words.  Chinese must have a million words that all sound very close.

My daughter speaks fluent japanese now that she married a jap.  She had a mexican boyfriend one and she talked fluent spanish all the time.  She also had a Swiss/French boyfriend and spoke that language too.  It seemed she liked dating international and learning their language.  I had no idea she was that smart.  It is weird listening to her talk Japanese.  She is really good.

[Nordic Superman]

My daughter speaks fluent japanese now that she married a jap.

That's an appropriate level of respect for your son in law.