People see me walking down the street and they say - "hey, he looks just like a normal guy but look at the development of his keyboard fingers and the confident swagger that says "I've just owned someone today", and they make room for me.
Girls swoon because they know I have more than three thousand posts and I'm soon to receive my "five stars".
Other bodybuilders look at my scrawny untrained pasty white physique and say - "that guy must know his stuff on the internet - lets ask him for advice".
My mum brings me my cheetos and dips on a tray into my darkened room where I critique and compare pictures of oiled up semi-naked men to my "friends" on the net and she walks out, back to the wall, bowing as she goes.
Do any of you cock-jockeys ever feel Getbig makes you different? I know I do.