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« on: April 14, 2008, 12:13:56 PM »

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.



http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=105778





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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 12:17:39 PM »

now that i saw his pic i can see him dating a picnic table......not a good looking picnic table,but an average picnic table.......yeah i can see it
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 12:18:29 PM »

now that i saw his pic i can see him dating a picnic table......not a good looking picnic table,but an average picnic table.......yeah i can see it

Police moved in as it was an underage picnic table from Ikea.
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 12:20:30 PM »

i've seen a couple of picnic tables walking around the mall I'd like to nail
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 12:24:35 PM »

I thought Goodrum only liked guys.  What was this table made out of, what color was it and was it wood or metal.  We really need to know these answers so we can figure out why Goodrum would do such a dirty thing to a table
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 08:23:55 PM »

now that i saw his pic i can see him dating a picnic table......not a good looking picnic table,but an average picnic table.......yeah i can see it


 a picnic table with a fat seat and self esteem issues as it seems he has been going after different tables wh else would the picnic table put up with it
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2008, 08:42:47 PM »

I only fuck the fake plastic ones.
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2008, 09:54:05 PM »

how do you have sex with a picnic table?
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2008, 10:12:37 PM »

Old news. stfu middle eastern immigrant to europe.
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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2008, 05:12:44 PM »

how do you have sex with a picnic table?


well you got to have a lot of money usually ten take them out for dinner get them some wine then after dinner put on some romantic music maybe give them a massage then you just let nature take its course
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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2008, 08:31:31 AM »

Is "picnic table" a code word for something?
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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 04:17:27 AM »

did he buy it dinner first?
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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 11:26:08 AM »

did the picnic table seductively remove its table cloth thereby enticing him?
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« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 01:00:14 PM »

Does anybody know what the picnic table looks like and what it's measruments are Huh
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