Burial? Cremation?
I'm going to be buried at sea. I eat a lot of fish, so it seems fair. They'll have a big boat with a New Orleans Funeral Dirge Band and tons of guests and tons of booze. People I've grown to dislike will be pushed overboard so they can't continue to annoy the living.
Whatever you choose, you should make your arrangements now, pay all the necessary bills, ect, so that the idiots you leave behind don't fuck it up.
