Author Topic: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?  (Read 5483 times)

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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #50 on: April 19, 2008, 02:15:24 PM »
...every bit of it. The guy is an Adonis-grade troll.

People do offer him some measure of faux respect but only in exchange for him staying off their threads.

Similarly, Bluto now hates me because yesterday I asked him to stay off 240's "Cycling for Pennies" thread... when he wouldn't quit the argument mongering I proffered the theory that perhaps we should all stage an intervention by ignoring Bluto's posts... (within minutes Bluto was pm'ing me and had started a thread asking people to sign up for his pm-postings as he wasn't going to post on the boards any more... instead only his "fans" would receive his witty and insightful musings).

This place is getting more like an asylum every day.



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you are.

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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #51 on: April 19, 2008, 02:49:45 PM »
Bluto,

You seem to be labouring under the delusion that I care what you or anyone else on this board thinks of me... trust me, nothing could be further from the truth.

Such transference often belies the insecurities of the one attempting to turn the argument rather than those of the subject of the attack, so I'll take this opportunity to both dissuade you of your false assumptions and prove how close to home such aggressions originate.

Or, in layman's terms... you're attacking my character Bluto because you yourself fear losing what little credibility you have, and I'll prove it.


I am a short, fat, balding 30 year old parents-basement-dwelling loser (think George Kastanza) who squanders what little money he manages to accrue working dead-end minimum wage jobs searching for buried treasure in southern France and traipsing across North America hunting for Bigfoot.

I admit these things because I genuinely don't care what people think of me.

The interesting point is that I, with my measely thousand posts, am better respected on this board than either you, Squadfather or any of the other troll shut-ins.


Why am I better respected than either you or Squadfather...?


Because I, like most of the genuine posters on this forum, am simply better than you.


Why? Because I lift weights and occasionally leave my house.



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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #52 on: April 19, 2008, 02:51:56 PM »
sorry not even gonna read that. get to the point and stop posting half page meltdowns every other page
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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #53 on: April 19, 2008, 02:56:39 PM »
I highly doubt Bluto leaves his house, he posts 20 hours a day on this site.  ShovelFace is a L-O-S-E-R.

    Have we clarified who the elderly woman who answers the phone at Daves basement is ?  :-\

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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #54 on: April 19, 2008, 05:21:53 PM »
I highly doubt Bluto leaves his house, he posts 20 hours a day on this site.  ShovelFace is a L-O-S-E-R.

    Have we clarified who the elderly woman who answers the phone at Daves basement is ?  :-\

His mom... I know that sometime a couple years back (before '05 or '06) he was 15... guess he could be anything from 17 to 20 by now.

You can tell from the put-on accent and deliberately deepened voice when he calls in Big Nation, whenever he gets attacked his pitch moves up by octaves... kinda like a girl trying to do a mans voice, the pretense slips under stress.


As for Bluto... just ignore him, nothing annoys him more.

Whenever he is exposed for what he is (a moronic non-training shut-in troll), he puts down his detractors with the "I'm not even reading that" line...

Give it a few hours... he'll make reference to what I wrote... he can't help himself, his entire self-image is based upon what people on GetBig think of him. He simply HAS to read anything, everything that is written about him.


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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #55 on: April 19, 2008, 07:44:10 PM »
That pic of Bigfoot looks a lot like Goodrum

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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #56 on: April 19, 2008, 07:45:55 PM »
That pic of Bigfoot looks a lot like Goodrum
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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #57 on: April 19, 2008, 07:48:37 PM »


Similarly, Bluto now hates me because yesterday I asked him to stay off 240's "Cycling for Pennies" thread... when he wouldn't quit the argument mongering I proffered the theory that perhaps we should all stage an intervention by ignoring Bluto's posts... (within minutes Bluto was pm'ing me and had started a thread asking people to sign up for his pm-postings as he wasn't going to post on the boards any more... instead only his "fans" would receive his witty and insightful musings).

Now that is just pathetic.

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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #58 on: April 19, 2008, 07:48:45 PM »
I can see The Luke sitting on bricks to reach the keyboard, with his face three inches away from the screen and his ponytail drenched in sweat typing these 127,948 word manifestos.

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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #59 on: April 20, 2008, 05:48:15 AM »
If what The Luke says about Squadfat is true......oh brother........... ;D

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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #60 on: April 20, 2008, 06:03:47 AM »
A Day in the life...

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather". 
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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #61 on: April 20, 2008, 06:18:11 AM »
A Day in the life...

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather". 


How many boards are you going to post this on?    ::)

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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #62 on: April 20, 2008, 06:20:30 AM »
How many boards are you going to post this on?    ::)
As many as I feel like, fucktard.
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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #63 on: April 20, 2008, 08:43:56 AM »
As many as I feel like, fucktard.
Brutal internet tough guy. ::)
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #64 on: April 20, 2008, 11:38:48 AM »
Brutal internet tough guy. ::)
take it easy gomer, you're killing me
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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #65 on: April 20, 2008, 01:03:30 PM »
take it easy gomer, you're killing me
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Settle down wetback, you're out of control.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #66 on: April 20, 2008, 05:29:28 PM »
Settle down wetback, you're out of control.
its ok my inbred redneck friend, I know these are difficult times for you  :-*
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Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
« Reply #67 on: April 21, 2008, 12:25:46 PM »
A Day in the life...

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather". 


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