Steve Blechman is heterosexual
Good one!
Here's a few more:
I gave at the office.
The check is in the mail.
But, officer, I only had two beers.
...But we can still be good friends.
Come on, we'll just have ONE beer!
Dad, I need to move out of the dorm into an apartment of my own so I can have some peace and quiet when I study.
Don't worry; he's never bitten anyone.
Don't worry; I can go another 40 miles when the gauge is on "Empty."
Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile.
Don't worry. We don't need to meet for our team's project. We can just do it all by email.
Don't worry, we'll be putting out the new upgrade next week.
Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
Eat this; you'll like it.
Enough is enough.
Five pounds is nothing on a person with your height.
Go ahead and tell me. I promise I won't get mad.
Having a great time. Wish you were here.
I am married, but we're getting a divorce.
I believe that it will.
I can't remember.
I did it.
I didn't do it.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
I didn't inhale
I dunno who did it
If it will make you happy, it will make me happy.
If you get pregnant I promise I'll be there for you every step of the way.
I'll be home by 10:00
I'll call you later.
I'll do it in a minute.
I'll get back to you.
I'll only put the head of it in...
I'll pull out before I come.
I *love* your new _____!
I look better out of clothes.
I'm a social drinker. I can stop anytime I want to.
I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.
I'm from the IRS. This won't take long.
I'm in my late thirties.
I'm late because the alarm didn't go off.
I'm your supervisor; you can trust me.
I never inhaled.
I never watch television except for PBS.
I promise to pay you back out of my next paycheck.
It only hurts at first.
It's a good thing you came in today. We have only two more in stock.
It's a problem that's been happening to a few people, and it's currently being looked into...
It's a terrific high, and I swear you won't get hooked.
It's a very small spot; nobody will notice.
It's delicious, but I can't eat another bite.
It's not the money; it's the principle of the thing.
It's only a cold sore.
It's supposed to make that noise.
It will be fixed in the next release.
I used to be a model.
I've finished my homework. Now can I watch TV?
I've never done anything like this before.
I've never paid for it, and I never will.
(from Wyoming:) I was just helping the sheep through the fence.
I will be devoting my life to finding the real killer of my wife, Nicole, and Ron Goldman.
Just ignore him -- he's never bitten anyone.
Let me check my calendar, and I'll get back to you.
Looks don't matter; it's personality that counts!
My dog chewed it up.
My wife doesn't understand me.
Now, I'm going to tell you the truth
Of course I did. Didn't you?
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.
Of course I love you.
Of course these donuts are fresh; they were just made this morning.
One size fits all.
Our children never caused us a minute's trouble.
Put the map away. I know exactly how to get there.
Read my lips: no new taxes
She means nothing to me.
Size doesn't matter.
So glad you dropped by. I wasn't doing a thing.
Sorry, dear, not tonight. I have a headache.
Sorry the work isn't ready. The computer broke down.
Sure, I know "C."
That train/plane will get you there in plenty of time to make your connection.
The baby is just beautiful.
The delivery is on the truck.
The doctor will call you right back.
The new ownership won't affect you; the company will remain the same.
The puppy won't be any trouble, Mom. I promise I'll take care of it myself.
There are no such things as problems; only solutions/opportunities.
The reason I'm late is we ran out of gas.
The river never gets high enough to flood this property.
...Then take a left. You can't miss it.
This car is like brand-new. It was owned by a retired school teacher who never went anywhere.
This is a very safe building. No way you will ever be burglarized.
This is a very safe building; you have nothing to fear in case of an earthquake.
This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.
This is my first time.
Trust me, I'll take care of everything.
We'll keep your name on file.
We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
Yes, I did.
You can trust me.
You don't look a day over 40.
