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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2008, 01:55:57 PM »
That's awesome, I grew up 20 miles from Crowley. Boy we Texans sure can be dumb sometimes!

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2008, 02:04:06 PM »
That's awesome, I grew up 20 miles from Crowley. Boy we Texans sure can be dumb sometimes!

Guess again.  ;)
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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2008, 02:04:23 PM »
It's still a fraud that some people seem to want us to buy into:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_men_are_created_equal

If you're going to use wikipedia as a source (which I think is perfectly fine BTW) I suggest actually reading what you link to:

Many people understand these statements to refer to the biblical idea that God created humans in His image. The thinking is that if we are all created in His image, we are all of equal value and possess the same God-given rights. Others feel these statements illustrate the idea of natural rights, a philosophical concept of the Enlightenment; many of the ideas in the Declaration were borrowed from the English liberal political philosopher John Locke. Locke, however, referred to "life, liberty and Property" rather than the pursuit of happiness.

Matt C, are you sure about scoring 132?
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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2008, 07:58:55 PM »
A Hazel Dell man called the Clark County Sheriff's Office on Monday night to report a drug deal but didn't seem concerned that he represented half of the transaction.

 
Jerry Havens, 51, called deputies to the Star House restaurant, 10604 N.E. Highway 99, about 6 p.m. after buying methamphetamine from a woman he said was his son's girlfriend, said Sgt. Tim Bieber. Havens said he wanted to make a citizen's arrest.

An employee at the restaurant told deputies she had seen a woman come into the restaurant, sit next to Havens and exchange something under the counter with him, according to Bieber. A short time later, the woman left and Havens called the police.

Deputies found Havens waiting for them, but not the woman who allegedly sold him the small amount of drugs, Bieber said. Havens claimed he had purchased the meth to prove she was selling drugs.

Admits purchase

Bieber said that when questioned, Havens admitted he knew it was illegal to purchase drugs, but said, "I want to execute my rights to save paperwork."

Although he claimed the woman who sold him the drugs was his son's girlfriend, he did not know her address.

Bieber said a records check revealed Havens had a district court warrant out of Kent and was arrested for both the warrant and on suspicion of possession of methamphetamine.

He remained in the Clark County Jail on Wednesday afternoon.
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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2008, 08:02:43 PM »
Guess again.  ;)

Why is your midget, backwoods ass still here? 

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2008, 11:53:55 PM »
If you're going to use wikipedia as a source (which I think is perfectly fine BTW) I suggest actually reading what you link to:

Many people understand these statements to refer to the biblical idea that God created humans in His image. The thinking is that if we are all created in His image, we are all of equal value and possess the same God-given rights. Others feel these statements illustrate the idea of natural rights, a philosophical concept of the Enlightenment; many of the ideas in the Declaration were borrowed from the English liberal political philosopher John Locke. Locke, however, referred to "life, liberty and Property" rather than the pursuit of happiness.

Matt C, are you sure about scoring 132?

Yes, true.  My point is that people still do believe this egalitarian crap.  It's very popular.

PS - 5'9.5" is not short for this industry, lol.
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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2008, 11:58:52 PM »
i bet the check was real and the cops were just racist.

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2008, 12:05:24 AM »
i bet the check was real and the cops were just racist.

Hi Al Sharpton.
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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2008, 12:15:23 AM »
Yes, true.  My point is that people still do believe this egalitarian crap.  It's very popular.

PS - 5'9.5" is not short for this industry, lol.

I happen to believe in that "crap".

I suppose you know the difference between being created equal and being of equal value?

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2008, 12:17:50 AM »
"Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000"

Dumb dumb! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000

A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.



You know where he fucked up? When he said it was to start a record comp.

He should have said Pres Bush gave it to him to start a war with Iran. I guarantee they'd have cashed that fucker.....
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #35 on: May 02, 2008, 12:30:14 AM »
I happen to believe in that "crap".

I suppose you know the difference between being created equal and being of equal value?



You believe all people are of equal value?
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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2008, 01:11:45 AM »
You believe all people are of equal value?

Yes.

Of course.
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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #37 on: May 02, 2008, 01:22:58 AM »
ahahha, why the fuck would you try and cash a 360 billion cheque?!

Why not just a couple of million.....then again that would still cause suspicion (for him) ;D
No doubt about it...

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2008, 06:13:50 AM »
You know where he fucked up? When he said it was to start a record comp.

He should have said Pres Bush gave it to him to start a war with Iran. I guarantee they'd have cashed that fucker.....
HAHAhaha classic one gordiano ;D

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2008, 10:25:46 AM »
c'mon y'all! help a po brother out ;D or does y'all side wit da POlice?

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2008, 12:09:00 PM »
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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2009, 05:31:49 PM »
i bet the check was real and the cops were just racist.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2009, 05:36:54 PM »
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you realize i was kkkidding right?

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2009, 05:37:26 PM »
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF?why you search a thread that old

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2009, 05:45:11 PM »
WTF?why you search a thread that old
...cause it's a classic u dirty little Turk

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2009, 05:49:40 PM »
...cause it's a classic u dirty little Turk

oh ya papi i love it when you talk to me like dat

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #46 on: July 09, 2009, 05:53:40 PM »
WTF?why you search a thread that old

This is the greatest thread that I have ever read in my entire life.
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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #47 on: July 09, 2009, 06:01:43 PM »
This is the greatest thread that I have ever read in my entire life.
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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #48 on: July 09, 2009, 06:06:27 PM »
Those crazy spooks and their multi-billion dollar checks.

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Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #49 on: July 09, 2009, 06:11:54 PM »
Those crazy spooks and their multi-billion dollar checks.
Was probably planning on still getting his welfare checks too  ;D