Author Topic: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay? (Read 3480 times)

WillGrant · « **Reply #25 on:** May 16, 2008, 07:15:36 PM »

Jesus was a skitzo and indeed a bisexual,there were also rumors he experienced with beast sex but this still is only rumour,as there were no meds to treat his delusions back then poor guy really was living in cukooland.
Coach how do you feel that your son of god is not white?

Big_Tymer · « **Reply #26 on:** May 16, 2008, 07:17:12 PM »

so a woman becomes pregnant without any man fertilizing her.... i know i have heard that story before... oh yes, that is how darth vader was born in star wars

jtsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** May 16, 2008, 07:18:43 PM »

Hey guys fyi, hell last forever

Dorian01 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 16, 2008, 07:21:05 PM »

I don't think he existed at all, but if he did, he probably enjoyed a lot of black cock.

WillGrant · « **Reply #29 on:** May 16, 2008, 07:26:12 PM »

Quote from: Dorian01 on May 16, 2008, 07:21:05 PM

I don't think he existed at all, but if he did, he probably enjoyed a lot of black cock.

Tre · « **Reply #30 on:** May 16, 2008, 07:34:46 PM »

Quote from: Dorian01 on May 16, 2008, 07:21:05 PM

I don't think he existed at all, but if he did, he probably enjoyed a lot of black cock.

Easily one of the best responses ever.

gordiano · « **Reply #31 on:** May 16, 2008, 07:53:44 PM »

Quote from: Tre on May 16, 2008, 06:34:36 PM

Discuss.

BLASPHEMY!

Seriously though, I suspect Jeezus was gay....

1) Hung out with 12 dudes, took them everywhere he went

2) Was a wine drinker

3) long hair, bearded

4) never married

I'm sure there's more.....

WillGrant · « **Reply #32 on:** May 16, 2008, 07:59:37 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on May 16, 2008, 07:53:44 PM

BLASPHEMY!

Seriously though, I suspect Jeezus was gay....

1) Hung out with 12 dudes, took them everywhere he went

2) Was a wine drinker

3) long hair, bearded

4) never married

I'm sure there's more.....

The mother fucka (he was into incest as well) wore a dress

m8 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 16, 2008, 08:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Dorian01 on May 16, 2008, 07:21:05 PM

I don't think he existed at all, but if he did, he probably enjoyed a lot of black cock.

Hahahaha.

Barracuda · « **Reply #34 on:** May 16, 2008, 08:20:27 PM »

Didnt Jesus have 12 men following him around - hanging on his every word and probably from a few other things as well?

I guess Judas was the jilted lover - " what?? you're seeing other guys??. I'm gonna tell on you".

Jesus apparently visited Egypt a lot too. He had to pick up those illusionist tricks to fool the folks back home. I'm sure some sexual experimentation with some black slaes took place.

Is it true that the Romans owned Jesus?

boonasty · « **Reply #35 on:** May 16, 2008, 08:23:15 PM »

are you stupid enough to blast him without openmindedly researching him what do you know about him?

some f*cking dumbasses here

jtsunami · « **Reply #36 on:** May 16, 2008, 08:25:54 PM »

Quote from: boonasty on May 16, 2008, 08:23:15 PM

are you stupid enough to blast him without openmindedly researching him what do you know about him?

some f*cking dumbasses here

agreed

WillGrant · « **Reply #37 on:** May 16, 2008, 08:26:55 PM »

Quote from: boonasty on May 16, 2008, 08:23:15 PM

are you stupid enough to blast him without openmindedly researching him what do you know about him?

some f*cking dumbasses here

The Romans had the best plan for your kind...

THROW THEM TO THE LIONS

candidizzle · « **Reply #38 on:** May 16, 2008, 08:28:04 PM »

Quote from: boonasty on May 16, 2008, 08:23:15 PM

are you stupid enough to blast him without openmindedly researching him what do you know about him?

some f*cking dumbasses here

its a joke dude calm down, jeesh actin like you even know the guy and shit

Disgusted · « **Reply #39 on:** May 16, 2008, 08:29:10 PM »

Jesus never wrote anything down so we are only getting second hand info.

WillGrant · « **Reply #40 on:** May 16, 2008, 08:33:39 PM »

Quote from: boonasty on May 16, 2008, 08:23:15 PM

are you stupid enough to blast him without openmindedly researching him what do you know about him?

some f*cking dumbasses here

How do you know I havent?
Yours is a typical christian mindset "our way is the only way"

boonasty · « **Reply #41 on:** May 16, 2008, 08:37:01 PM »

Quote from: Disgusted on May 16, 2008, 08:29:10 PM

Jesus never wrote anything down so we are only getting second hand info.

what do you think he is saying about he scriptures he quoted?

m8 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 16, 2008, 08:42:21 PM »

Barracuda · « **Reply #43 on:** May 16, 2008, 09:44:54 PM »

Is it true that the cross is a symbol for penis with testicles? Christian warriors love have the cross close to them - especially around their neck

. That explains why christians are act so "gay" with their manlove for Jesus.

Could Jesus have been a pedo? -Suffer the little children Cum unto me

Swedish Viking · « **Reply #44 on:** May 16, 2008, 10:15:22 PM »

Although I'm not what most Christians would consider a Christian and not specifically religious(like to describe myself more as spiritual), I think that Jesus is probably the best example any of us have to living a Holy life, if we are interested in doing such. Having said that, I think the best Christian of the last century was Hindu. His name was Mohandas Gandhi.

candidizzle · « **Reply #45 on:** May 16, 2008, 10:20:32 PM »

Quote from: Swedish Viking on May 16, 2008, 10:15:22 PM

Although I'm not what most Christians would consider a Christian and not specifically religious(like to describe myself more as spiritual), I think that Jesus is probably the best example any of us have to living a Holy life, if we are interested in doing such. Having said that, I think the best Christian of the last century was Hindu. His name was Mohandas Gandhi.

quoted for truth

i think a hooker would make a fantastic wife

bitch would know how to ride a dick like a pro

Barracuda · « **Reply #46 on:** May 16, 2008, 10:49:16 PM »

Quote from: Swedish Viking on May 16, 2008, 10:15:22 PM

Although I'm not what most Christians would consider a Christian and not specifically religious(like to describe myself more as spiritual), I think that Jesus is probably the best example any of us have to living a Holy life, if we are interested in doing such. Having said that, I think the best Christian of the last century was Hindu. His name was Mohandas Gandhi.

Stop poaching in other peoples waters.

I read someone elses dumbass comment where he said buddhists are practicing christian values. Buddha existed long before Jesus showed up. If anything christians should be practicing buddhist values - tolerance, patience, kindness etc. Buddhists are far better than any other religion because they don't try to push their values onto others or pass judgements on others. They live and let live.

The question is which group rates the highest on the bullshit factor - Christians or Muslims?

Croatch · « **Reply #47 on:** May 16, 2008, 11:10:51 PM »

Jesus loved the cock.
True story.

candidizzle · « **Reply #48 on:** May 16, 2008, 11:12:13 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on May 16, 2008, 11:10:51 PM

Jesus loved ~~the~~ a cock.
True story.

come on now lets not unfairrly label jesus as a man whore for penis we ca be pretty sure he stuck to one cock and one asshole and one set of balls and thats it

Deicide · « **Reply #49 on:** May 16, 2008, 11:13:24 PM »

Quote from: Tre on May 16, 2008, 06:53:59 PM

I have no evidence to indicate that Jesus wasn't gay.

And precious little to indicate he existed at all. Even if had been a real person, the historical Jesus is forever lost to us as we have no eyewitness accounts and modern biographies invariably reflect the biographer more than they do the alleged Jesus of Nazareth.