gayer than having your mailbox fall down and not putting it back up because you don't want mail then just going hampster.com to look at porn.
Gayer than keeping your mailbox functional because when you don't take the pups out to meet the mail lady so they can get their milk bones direct from her, she puts them in the mailbox for them.
Also, gayer than not having anywhere to put the occasional gift for the mail lady as a way of saying thank you for all that you do.