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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #50 on: June 04, 2008, 07:25:20 AM »
Quote from: SweetMuscles on June 04, 2008, 07:22:11 AM
Anyone who says no is gay as hell.

It would be a rush and an extra turn on to screw a lady who kills other chicks.



Yeah but keep the lights on and don't turn your back on her ;)
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #51 on: June 04, 2008, 07:45:07 AM »
I would fuck her in the ass without lube, roll her over, take a shit on her chest then tase her til she passed out.  Then I would pour hot sauce on her asshole to wake her up.
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #52 on: June 04, 2008, 09:11:06 AM »
Quote from: Tre on June 03, 2008, 07:27:11 PM
Dear god I hope my daughter listens to me - any guy who wishes to date her must have TWO things:

1) a job

2) common sense

guess that leaves out 3/4 of the people that post here.
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #53 on: June 04, 2008, 09:14:07 AM »
Quote from: emn1964 on June 04, 2008, 07:45:07 AM
I would fuck her in the ass without lube, roll her over, take a shit on her chest then tase her til she passed out.  Then I would pour hot sauce on her asshole to wake her up.

Reminds me of "Not Another Teen Movie" where Mia Kirshner asks for the geek to take a dump on her chest....sick stuff.  ::)
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #54 on: June 04, 2008, 09:18:03 AM »
yep  . . . she is a freak. sign me up.
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #55 on: June 04, 2008, 09:20:08 AM »
Quote from: jarhead on June 04, 2008, 09:18:03 AM
yep  . . . she is a freak. sign me up.

Me too ..for said reasons. She'd definitely spit on your cock and take one up the chocolate highway.
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #56 on: June 04, 2008, 09:26:23 AM »
i always wondered why he dated her. he could get much better tits those days.
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #57 on: June 04, 2008, 10:27:39 AM »
I would make a DVD of me banging her all while making her call me daddy and admitting to murder and then send the DVD to Craig.
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #58 on: June 04, 2008, 10:38:41 AM »
Woman is from a decent family, got hooked up with Titus, and the rest is history.  Yeah...I'd date her.  This thread is worthless...given 90% of these fools date supermodels.  It's amazing the Disneyland s##t people can come up with online. 



Looked better pre-plastics
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #59 on: June 04, 2008, 11:02:28 AM »
Quote from: emn1964 on June 04, 2008, 07:45:07 AM
I would fuck her in the ass without lube, roll her over, take a shit on her chest then tase her til she passed out.  Then I would pour hot sauce on her asshole to wake her up.
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #60 on: June 04, 2008, 11:41:07 AM »
Quote from: Tre on June 03, 2008, 05:23:17 PM
...since she won't be a convicted murderer?

Yes or no?  And why?
Absolutely NOT. She looks like a run down crack whore.
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #61 on: June 04, 2008, 11:57:28 AM »
Quote from: Playboy on June 04, 2008, 11:41:07 AM
Absolutely NOT. She looks like a run down crack whore.

Dude, she is not a run down crack ho, she looks decent, at least to me (looks, not personality).

In fact I am going to become her "pen pal" while she is in the "pen", that will get in at the front of the line when she is parolled.
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #62 on: June 04, 2008, 12:07:20 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyVegas on June 04, 2008, 11:57:28 AM
Dude, she is not a run down crack ho, she looks decent, at least to me (looks, not personality).

In fact I am going to become her "pen pal" while she is in the "pen", that will get in at the front of the line when she is parolled.

hahahahaha...the legal beagle has all the angles
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #63 on: June 04, 2008, 12:09:25 PM »
I wonder what Craig found so special in her...
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #64 on: June 04, 2008, 12:11:12 PM »
No.

Looks like an old hag. no tits

 I hate bony chicks.

I would like to stab her in the face with a pair of scissors though
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #65 on: June 04, 2008, 12:16:30 PM »
Better Days...

MEEEMMMories.. Out of the corner of my MIIINNNDDDD..


Side note, she looks MAD hot here. (12/23/2005)

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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #66 on: June 04, 2008, 12:20:27 PM »
Quote from: BDG on June 04, 2008, 12:16:30 PM



Side note, she looks MAD hot here. (12/23/2005)



Not really.

What's so hot about her? The bony ass body, the horse face or the bad hair?
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #67 on: June 04, 2008, 01:31:01 PM »
Quote from: BDG on June 04, 2008, 12:16:30 PM
MEEEMMMories.. Out of the corner of my MIIINNNDDDD..


Wu-Tang clan comin at ya.


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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #68 on: June 04, 2008, 01:41:22 PM »
Quote from: BDG on June 04, 2008, 12:16:30 PM
Better Days...

MEEEMMMories.. Out of the corner of my MIIINNNDDDD..


Side note, she looks MAD hot here. (12/23/2005)



She not as hot as she and Titus made Melissa
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #69 on: June 04, 2008, 05:07:07 PM »
Quote from: SweetMuscles on June 04, 2008, 07:22:11 AM

It would be a rush and an extra turn on to screw a lady who kills other chicks.
Why? are you a chick? :-\ Do one that cuts off guys dicks, there is your rush. ;D
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #70 on: June 04, 2008, 09:56:35 PM »
Quote from: Groink on June 04, 2008, 12:11:12 PM
No.
Looks like an old hag. no tits
I hate bony chicks.


Testify ;D
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #71 on: June 04, 2008, 10:41:53 PM »
Quote from: SweetMuscles on June 04, 2008, 07:22:11 AM
Anyone who says no is gay as hell.

It would be a rush and an extra turn on to screw a lady who kills other chicks.
Hi Squadfather  :)
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #72 on: June 04, 2008, 10:51:16 PM »
Quote from: Benny Blanco on June 04, 2008, 10:41:53 PM
Hi Squadfather  :)

Haahah yes, pretty obvious that the trailered fat man can't stay away.

good find Benny.
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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #73 on: June 04, 2008, 10:57:10 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 on June 04, 2008, 10:51:16 PM
Haahah yes, pretty obvious that the trailered fat man can't stay away.

good find Benny.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!  ;D


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Re: Yes or No - Would you date Kelly Ryan?
« Reply #74 on: June 05, 2008, 09:01:28 AM »
Quote from: Alex23 on June 04, 2008, 10:51:16 PM
Haahah yes, pretty obvious that the trailered fat man can't stay away.

good find Benny.


I called SM as SF two days ago!!! Where have you clowns been at.
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