CANDIZZLE-TAYLOR BARRETT Revealed.

[MisterMagoo]

and your point is?

my point is that you have to be dumb as a bag of hammers to pull off a 1.5 in high school. the only guys that got GPA's that low were the ones who were crossing their fingers and hoping that their applications to the community college would get accepted.

[Marty Champions]

THE GAYLORD CANDIDIZZLE IS A MIXTURE

like a bi racial/being/serpant/ seed

he contains all personality traits

lets not be mad with him Adonis Falcon

he has ways of 'thought' to enlighten us

he is still quite bitchsmackable and johnny falcon is like wise, we are all bitches thats the truth

time to make contact with nibiru they will be here

me you and everyone will become RIPPED with the sleeping serpant method

and various 'falcons' 'knowisis' or 'creative thoughts' we are all born on differnt angles of planet elignments thus our beneficial ideas may be eligned with beneficial pathways or infinite routes to travel at the solar - "so" "long"

the "long" is the direction of the dna we thus travel, do not age, you shall sleep tonite well time well rested and become masters and make contact with other weegars n woahmans n fine assed hoes

[candidizzle]

my point is that you have to be dumb as a bag of hammers to pull off a 1.5 in high school. the only guys that got GPA's that low were the ones who were crossing their fingers and hoping that their applications to the community college would get accepted.

AND YOUR POINT IS ?

[The Master]

What is McJeff's story with the drugs...I've always missed it

Summary: McFuckland = a fruitcake

[MisterMagoo]

AND YOUR POINT IS ?

you = total moron.

magoo = resigned to your inability to progress mentally.

candidizzle = stump-brained troll.

[candidizzle]

you = total moron.

magoo = resigned to your inability to progress mentally.

candidizzle = stump-brained troll.

and your point is what, exactly ?

[The Master]

you = total moron.

magoo = resigned to your inability to progress mentally.

candidizzle = stump-brained troll.

HAHAHA FUCK

[G o a t b o y]

candidizzle = stump-brained troll.

What do you expect.... a brain-dead tree sloth could manage better than a 1.5.   I'm thinking Cumdrizzle rode the short bus during his many years of formal schooling.

[haider]

you = total moron.

magoo = resigned to your inability to progress mentally.

candidizzle = stump-brained troll.

meltdown 

[G o a t b o y]

What is McJeff's story with the drugs...I've always missed it

You'd have to ask him.   Or maybe you could get the scoop from that gimmick account "McCrackhead's Back".   

[The True Adonis]

candidate2025 wrote:
SHUT UP TRAIN BOY, THAT CAR IS P-I-M-P. CADI'S ARE TIGHT.

 I HAVE A 88 TRANS AM WITH BODY F-X

MY BRO HAS A 4 INCH LIFTED 2001 CHEVY 1500 WITH 33 INCH TIRES(VERY CLEAN)

 MY DAD HAS A 2001 2500 HD

MY MOM HAS 1 2003 PASSAT W8, BUT IS LOOKING AT THE NEW MUSTANG V8 CONVERTIBLE

 MY SISTER HAS A KIA SPECTRA

 MY AND MY BRO HAVE YAMAHA YZ'S

 MY DAD IS BUYING A HARLEY

 WE ARE LOOKING AT YACHTS RIGHT NOW(VERY EXPENSIVE THOUGH)


Sounds like your sister drew the short straw!

 

  To say the least.

lol...yeah,  that post was quite a while ago....

 

but the reason my sisater hasa kia, is because she is a lazy liberal who lives off mommy and daddy at age 23...   she lives in seattle in a condo my parents bought, and drives a car my parents pay for.    dumb liberal...but i love anyway.   lol.   and no longer do i have the trans am...i sold it ....i was an idiot, i wasted the money...so now ive got no car

[candidizzle]

HAHAHA FUCK

to be honest, after doing some self evaluation.. i always said and told myself that the reason i did zero work in high school (and i mean ZERO,,,, absolutely never turned in one assignement, skipped class 2-3 times PER DAY.... ect ect..thos grades were only because of decent test scores..) that the reason was because i was too lazy and that the work bored me and that i felt there was no reason to do the work.

well in hindsight, NO, it was actually because i was too scared to apply myself and to see how smart i ACTUALLy was. see my whole life every one told me i was smart, always did very well on assessment tests. always ahead for my age group. i was in fact in GATE since first grade. .. i was supposed to skip grades several times but i never went through with it.   so, i always though of myself as some kind of a genius you know. being young, and thats the only thing i ever really heard about myself or got any kind of response on my intellect was that i was a smart kid. well in high school i met people who were as smart as me, i got into advanced classes that challenged me somewhat... and i subconciously decided i would rather THINK i am genius and smart and not ever truly find out if  was or not...than to actually try to apply myself and find out for sure how i measured up.

i royally screwed myself, because no i have friends who i have always been far ahead of academically that have completed one full year at UC, while i am still at a jc./  

fucked up, but i did it to myself..

[Epic_Monster]

Yo! Bust it!!

[The True Adonis]

candidate2025
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  Posted: Wed Jun 29th, 2005 10:46 pm  
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i will break this down real easy and really complicated..

 the easy way: act like maverick in top gun( smooth collected confidence, especially the part in the elevator where he acts like he's going to kiss her, the backs away at the last moment...SIMPLY BRILLIANT!)

 

 

complicated:  to go out looking for girls,  the first thing you must do, is learn to walk upright, with confidence. nothing will give off a bad vibe like a guy who walks up slouching and mombling.   next, make allyour ovements a bit slower, even blink slow. all your words should be proununciated.. and deep. inext, dress nice, dont say you cant afford it.. go on ebay, or to the clearance racks...youll find stuff. dont put on too much cologne, one to 2 sprays an hour before you meet is best.

now once all that is done, you are at the bar/club/whatever. you see a hot woman, what do you do?   first of all, approach her, but think about something funny, and confident to say. if she is walking withher nose stuck up way in the air... mimick her, so that everyone sees you making fun of her.   if you are at the bart and a woman sits next to her, tell her to stop grabbing your ass...with a straight face. the longer she's guessing, the funnier it is.  do not, I REPEATDO NOT, compliment her, and if you do, make it not so obvious.... like if you like her hair, wait till she's looking in a mirror, and say "dont worry, your hair doesnt look that bad"   you follow me?

 

when approaching women, you must act like you are selling a product.   think about ten things that make you want a product....apply them.   next, realize that attractive women are being approached all day every day... with the same thing: compliments, compliments compliments... BE ORIGIANAL, AND CONFIDENT.

 

 

i think thats enough of the advice.
 

[candidizzle]

candidate2025
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Joined:  Mon Jan 10th, 2005
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  Posted: Wed Jun 29th, 2005 10:46 pm  
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Reply  
 
i will break this down real easy and really complicated..

 the easy way: act like maverick in top gun( smooth collected confidence, especially the part in the elevator where he acts like he's going to kiss her, the backs away at the last moment...SIMPLY BRILLIANT!)

 

 

complicated:  to go out looking for girls,  the first thing you must do, is learn to walk upright, with confidence. nothing will give off a bad vibe like a guy who walks up slouching and mombling.   next, make allyour ovements a bit slower, even blink slow. all your words should be proununciated.. and deep. inext, dress nice, dont say you cant afford it.. go on ebay, or to the clearance racks...youll find stuff. dont put on too much cologne, one to 2 sprays an hour before you meet is best.

now once all that is done, you are at the bar/club/whatever. you see a hot woman, what do you do?   first of all, approach her, but think about something funny, and confident to say. if she is walking withher nose stuck up way in the air... mimick her, so that everyone sees you making fun of her.   if you are at the bart and a woman sits next to her, tell her to stop grabbing your ass...with a straight face. the longer she's guessing, the funnier it is.  do not, I REPEATDO NOT, compliment her, and if you do, make it not so obvious.... like if you like her hair, wait till she's looking in a mirror, and say "dont worry, your hair doesnt look that bad"   you follow me?

 

when approaching women, you must act like you are selling a product.   think about ten things that make you want a product....apply them.   next, realize that attractive women are being approached all day every day... with the same thing: compliments, compliments compliments... BE ORIGIANAL, AND CONFIDENT.

 

 

i think thats enough of the advice.
 

you think thats bad advice ?

 


lol



anyways, your attempt at "owning" is pathetic

simply posting again and again does not = owning, dumbshit



im off to eat now

peace motha fucka

[BFP]

you = total moron.

magoo = resigned to your inability to progress mentally.

candidizzle = stump-brained troll.

harumpf.  Best post of the day!

Jason

[G o a t b o y]

i always though of myself as some kind of a genius you know.

QUOTE OF THE CENTURY!



Destined to be repeated every time Cumdrizzle says something stupid (which is often).

[The True Adonis]

candidate2025
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  Posted: Sat Apr 15th, 2006 10:53 pm  
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CTPH wrote:
You seem depressed. Have you not been lifting well lately?

lol im trying to leave this place!!!!    but i had to reply...no, iim lifting quite well.

 

stats are currently:

5'11''

250 lbs.

18''arms

......mid teens bodyfat.
 

[candidizzle]

harumpf.  Best post of the day!

Jason

hey you know what, ive enever done anything to you or said anything negative to you or baout you

and this has got to be what like the 6th time youve came across as attacking me

??

guess what

YOUR FAT UGLY OUT OF SHAPE AND LOOK LIKE A HALF RETARDED LUMBERJACK

stupidfucking "powerflifter (excuse to be fat) "

[Epic_Monster]

THE GAYLORD CANDIDIZZLE IS A MIXTURE

like a bi racial/being/serpant/ seed

he contains all personality traits

lets not be mad with him Adonis Falcon

he has ways of 'thought' to enlighten us

he is still quite bitchsmackable and johnny falcon is like wise, we are all bitches thats the truth

time to make contact with nibiru they will be here

me you and everyone will become RIPPED with the sleeping serpant method

and various 'falcons' 'knowisis' or 'creative thoughts' we are all born on differnt angles of planet elignments thus our beneficial ideas may be eligned with beneficial pathways or infinite routes to travel at the solar - "so" "long"

the "long" is the direction of the dna we thus travel, do not age, you shall sleep tonite well time well rested and become masters and make contact with other weegars n woahmans n fine assed hoes

Quote of the millenium!

[G o a t b o y]

candidate2025 wrote:
SHUT UP TRAIN BOY, THAT CAR IS P-I-M-P. CADI'S ARE TIGHT.

 I HAVE A 88 TRANS AM WITH BODY F-X

MY BRO HAS A 4 INCH LIFTED 2001 CHEVY 1500 WITH 33 INCH TIRES(VERY CLEAN)

 MY DAD HAS A 2001 2500 HD

MY MOM HAS 1 2003 PASSAT W8, BUT IS LOOKING AT THE NEW MUSTANG V8 CONVERTIBLE

 MY SISTER HAS A KIA SPECTRA

 MY AND MY BRO HAVE YAMAHA YZ'S

 MY DAD IS BUYING A HARLEY

Hey Cumdrizzle!   Wanna compare cars? 

[The True Adonis]

  candidate2025
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   Joined:  Mon Jan 10th, 2005  Location:  And If It Aint A Chevy, Dont MAIM It Up, California USA  Posts:  2127  Status:  Offline   Posted: Mon May 23rd, 2005 07:09 pm     
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Reply   yeah...........i generally dont like non white girls.

[candidizzle]

Hey Cumdrizzle!   Wanna compare cars? 

no thanks broski


anyways now i truly am off to eat


damn this dude adam is fucking pathetic and sucks at this owning shit

i already told you you CAN OWN ME, you got to look IN OTHER PLACES

not that fucking site theres nothing worth while there, dumbass..   just posts like i make here

go find the good shit

hopefully when i come back to check i will be "owned" forreal !

[G o a t b o y]

  candidate2025
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   Joined:  Mon Jan 10th, 2005  Location:  And If It Aint A Chevy, Dont MAIM It Up, California USA  Posts:  2127  Status:  Offline   Posted: Mon May 23rd, 2005 07:09 pm     
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Reply   yeah...........i generally dont like non white girls.

Ahahahahaha....    Candi "nigress lover" Dizzle actually said that? 

[SweetMuscles]

is there any way to block epic monster? all he does is spam interesting threads with the same shit pictures. its like an unfunny 2 year old are something. timeout him ron.