"They were a proud people, in fact, some say they were too proud. If you ever asked them, why are you so proud, they would just laugh at you. Later they were tied to the bumper of a car and dragged around the block as onlookers shrieked with delight. But one old man, who had a banjo, just shook his head and walked away. The crowd noticed this and set him on fire"-Matt C
"Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around inside a large tractor tire so his arms and legs form spokes...happiness is when he stops"-Matt C