Hey Chimps, that "breakaway" cactus not only did NOT break away but it bent back like a spring and threw him back against that train.
Since you and I are the only ones reading this shit any more, I'll tell ya this personal family tale.
Back in the 50's my mom's cousin (Gil Donaldson) met a nice lady movie star by the name of Ruth Roman in the NYC area and got the chance to head out to Hollywood as a result of her introduction and he got the chance to work on down the road to "stardumb".
His first major film was "Dallas" starring Gary Cooper and Ruth Roman and for about 6 months before the release of that film, the Hollywood movie star magazines built him up as the next best thing and future super-star - a title that really felt embarrassing to him.
He did a great job in that film according to the cast and the crew and the major cridicts of that time but he just wasn't comfortable with all the "Yes, Sir - No, Sir shit" that went along with it and settled down to a more comfortable lifestyle out in the San Fernando Valley with his family making an occasional TV appearence - Dragnet, Lone Ranger,Kit Carson, Lassie and a few others never mentioned in IMDB.
"Stardumb" runs in my family, I guess. All the way from Dallas to Cirque du Soleil, to De La Guarda to Herb Ritts to most of the Levi TV and some of the Cavin Klein underware dudes, to uncle Joe's favorite brother and brother fitness cover guys, and even nephews who work on or off Broadway in NYC one auditioned for the Walt Disney Tarzan role but did not get it and he feels very fortunate now, to another nephew who constantly works in feature Hollywood TV and movie productions - The Tarzan TV series, The Grinch, The Animal, X-Men, Silver Surfer (I helped a bit on that one), another X-Men, PLanet of the Apes - Also features on the Apes DVD, Superman, Incredible Hulk, and others I presently forget. In addition he often helps the principal stars when they have difficulty coming up with new ideas on how to portray a new character.
Whenever we all get together during the Christmas holidays, we all laugh and wonder how all this shit happened: and I simply tell all of them that my grandmother's grandmother used to be one hell of a major opera singer back in the days when Opera was a major attraction. Then I proceed to tell them all the passed down verbal family stories of how our great great grandmother had a Pow-wow with a Cherokee in a TeePee and so we all have some Indian blood, but just not enough get any of that free stuff that the US government is passing around.
SO that is the history of our family tree on the Show Biz side. More to it but I forget it all just now.