Thinking about visiting Venice, who are good escorts?

[jtsunami]

pretty sure jamie got married a couple months ago to some screamo-rocker guy.

I don't care, I ask for sex for an hour about, we don't have to get married.

jt

[windsor88]

I don't care, I ask for sex for an hour about, we don't have to get married.

jt

I thought you were a homo judging by the thread in the sex board asking what anal sex feels like.  I guess you are homo bi?

Why would you even wonder about a dick in your ass? 

[jtsunami]

onlyme, I know you have had the pleasure of being able to do a lot of stuff in life, and you mentioned missing out on opportunity to goto playboy party, have you ever banged any playmates in your time?

jt

[Benny B]

Hey Fat Pedro what is wrong with you today?  You got a burrito up your ass, you're usually so nice to everyone.  I liked it better when you just read and didn't post anything.  Can you go back to that.  Thanks in advance

You talk a lot about burritos and tacos in your posts, Jabba. No doubt food is constantly on your mind. I don't eat tacos or burritos often. That's Mexican food.  How many tacos have you inhaled today? Do they have a special Taco Bell home delivery menu for you since your fat ass likely never gets out of bed? 

[JohnnyVegas]

Not in New York, fatso.  
Your obese, pussy-repellent ass would have a field day in some spots I could take you to in Brooklyn.

  I get more pussy in a weekend that your crack paying ass, whore paying stink fest gets in a lifetime.

Dnt forget that either twink.   

[Benny B]

I get more pussy in a weekend that your crack paying ass, whore paying stink fest gets in a lifetime.

Sure you do, fatso. 

[JohnnyVegas]

Sure you do, fatso. 

Benny, I thought you paid Derek Anthony $30 for webcam sessions??

[JohnnyVegas]

Hey Fat Pedro what is wrong with you today?  You got a burrito up your ass, you're usually so nice to everyone.  I liked it better when you just read and didn't post anything.  Can you go back to that.  Thanks in advance

Benny-is your REAL name really Pedro??

[onlyme]

onlyme, I know you have had the pleasure of being able to do a lot of stuff in life, and you mentioned missing out on opportunity to goto playboy party, have you ever banged any playmates in your time?

jt

I had a girlfriend who moved to Japan and appeared in the Japanese Playboy back in the 80's.  Her nickname in Japan was "Vanity" cause she looked so much like the girl here in the states named Vanity.  Also, one other who appeared in Playboy in a special section and was not a centerfold.  I can't say her name and also I know (didn't have sex) one other girl who was very popular in the Playboy Lingerie Magazine.

You talk a lot about burritos and tacos in your posts, Jabba. No doubt food is constantly on your mind. I don't eat tacos or burritos often. That's Mexican food.  How many tacos have you inhaled today? Do they have a special Taco Bell home delivery menu for you since your fat ass likely never gets out of bed? 

Thanks Benny for posting that pic of yourself.  Do you have a headache there because room service was late.  Please tell us the story behind this very special picture of yourself.  And who is the babe you are with

[Benny B]

I had a girlfriend who moved to Japan and appeared in the Japanese Playboy back in the 80's.  Her nickname in Japan was "Vanity" cause she looked so much like the girl here in the states named Vanity.  Also, one other who appeared in Playboy in a special section and was not a centerfold.  I can't say her name and also I know (didn't have sex) one other girl who was very popular in the Playboy Lingerie Magazine.

Thanks Benny for posting that pic of yourself.  Do you have a headache there because room service was late.  Please tell us the story behind this very special picture of yourself.  And who is the babe you are with

Keith, Keith, Keith. We have ALL seen the pics of your fat ass at the most recent expo you attended. You were an absolute, hot, fat, mess. It's understandable that you would not want to admit you are too fat to get out of bed and have your Taco Bell home delivered, but let's not deny reality.  That is you in the pic, unshaven and with your poor girfriend forced to place another order from the local KFC.

[jtsunami]

I had a girlfriend who moved to Japan and appeared in the Japanese Playboy back in the 80's.  Her nickname in Japan was "Vanity" cause she looked so much like the girl here in the states named Vanity.  Also, one other who appeared in Playboy in a special section and was not a centerfold.  I can't say her name and also I know (didn't have sex) one other girl who was very popular in the Playboy Lingerie Magazine.

whoa cool onlyme, thanks for the story.  I really don't know any true to the game hustlers anymore, like yourself.  That is very cool, thx for sharing.  Damn playboy models are fine, you sure have experience most of lifes pleasures bro!

jt

[onlyme]

Keith, Keith, Keith. We have ALL seen the pics of your fat ass at the most recent expo you attended. You were an absolute, hot, fat, mess. It's understandable that you would not want to admit you are too fat to get out of bed and have your Taco Bell home delivered, but let's not deny reality.  That is you in the pic, unshaven and with your poor girfriend forced to place another order from the local KFC.

Hey Benny Boy can you prove to us the above picture is not you.  Post a pic of yourself you big hunk of lard.  See I can admit I am fat now.  But when I was your age, well lets just say you wouldn't be able to be in the same gym as me.  You would be laughed out of it.  And remember you only come on Getbig to meet other guys.  You don't really have anything in common with anything on here.  You are a "pretender".  sorry but this is a fact.

[Benny B]

But when I was your age...

I stopped reading right there. Enough with the old stories, you sorry, fat sack of shit.

Obese Keith...when's the last time you got any pussy, bro? I don't want to hear any stories about your "glory days" in 1987, but in this century. I mean seriously bro...what woman would sleep with your fat ass without you paying for it?  You look disgusting. How many times per day do you bathe? The stench from the rolls of fat engulfing your body likely causes flies to go in the other direction. 
Do you have a girlfriend, Keith? How often do you leave the house?

[jtsunami]

I stopped reading right there. Enough with the old stories, you sorry, fat sack of shit.

Obese Keith...when's the last time you got any pussy, bro? I don't want to hear any stories about your "glory days" in 1987, but in this century. I mean seriously bro...what woman would sleep with your fat ass without you paying for it?  You look disgusting. How many times per day do you bathe? The stench from the rolls of fat engulfing your body likely causes flies to go in the other direction. 
Do you have a girlfriend, Keith? How often do you leave the house?

No respect for elders dude?  That is what is wrong with this generation of nothingness on top of everything else.  How dare you not repsect onlyme.  First everybody get's older and gain's weight, that is part of life.  Onlyme brings more knowledge and life experience to this board that you could only dream of offering.

jt

[Nordic Beast]

you better not forgot about your new friends once you become mod jt

[WillGrant]

Hmm I could go for a hot girl escort, does Jamie Eason escort much, I have about 200 dollars to spend.

jt

Bullshit..you just admitted to being gay in the thread you started asking what does anal sex feel like..if you didnt already know Bluto,NaturalWankaate3.JTSalamisucka and all your silly perverted gimmicks you use  

[jtsunami]

you better not forgot about your new friends once you become mod jt

friends are friends forever, i never forget you once I'm mod, I made 2 friends this weekend, and we will be friend forever.

jt

p.s

Bullshit..you just admitted to being gay in the thread you started asking what does anal sex feel like..if you didnt already know Bluto,NaturalWankaate3.JTSalamisucka and all your silly perverted gimmicks you use 

[WillGrant]

^^^^Is that how youare feeling right about now?

I dont think Laura will give Mikey up that easy ,you might have to rethink your plan about wrestling him away from her..

[Parker]

I had a girlfriend who moved to Japan and appeared in the Japanese Playboy back in the 80's.  Her nickname in Japan was "Vanity" cause she looked so much like the girl here in the states named Vanity.  Also, one other who appeared in Playboy in a special section and was not a centerfold.  I can't say her name and also I know (didn't have sex) one other girl who was very popular in the Playboy Lingerie Magazine.

Thanks Benny for posting that pic of yourself.  Do you have a headache there because room service was late.  Please tell us the story behind this very special picture of yourself.  And who is the babe you are with

You mean the chick from Vanity 6? The Black chick? She was hot to def...she's now a minister I think, she blames Prince for all her sex-crazed drug induced stupor...

[Gino30]

Looking for a top class fitness model who moonlights as an escort?

Do you want a lady with extreme intellect as well as gorgeous looks?

I have the lady for you....

[Benny B]

You mean the chick from Vanity 6? The Black chick? She was hot to def...she's now a minister I think, she blames Prince for all her sex-crazed drug induced stupor...

That would be Denise Matthews, brother. And yes, she was quite fine.  I don't know that she blames Prince for her drug use...Prince doesn't drink or do drugs, and never has. Denise married an ex-football player several years after getting her life together, but I think they later divorced.

[onlyme]

I stopped reading right there. Enough with the old stories, you sorry, fat sack of shit.

Obese Keith...when's the last time you got any pussy, bro? I don't want to hear any stories about your "glory days" in 1987, but in this century. I mean seriously bro...what woman would sleep with your fat ass without you paying for it?  You look disgusting. How many times per day do you bathe? The stench from the rolls of fat engulfing your body likely causes flies to go in the other direction. 
Do you have a girlfriend, Keith? How often do you leave the house?

You are getting to be no more fun to play with.  Your only "diss" of me is how fat I am.  I admit I am fat now.  You will be lucky to even live to be my age.  I sure know for a fact that by the time I was your age I had done more than you ever will in your entire life.  I think that has been proven on here many times. 

Please oh please post a picture of your fit self.  And with all the education you have and an MBA and even a parent with a PHD you think you would have made something of yourself.  But yet you are still a huge loser who posts on a forum board at an age where you should be in your prime.  Please please please post a pic of yourself and your real name.  Then maybe you will get just a little respect.  Just a little though cause you have done nothing else to earn anymore than that.  We will wait to see your pic and name.  Thanks you fat and sloppy mexican.  By the way, no matter how many girls I have been with in the past few years it is very simple to say I have still been with WAY MORE than you will ever be with.  Remember, you are 37 not married (are you gay?), no kids and live at home, a mediocre job and you spend so much time on a forum board you have no business being on.  I mean really son, how good a life could you possibly have?

[jtsunami]

You are getting to be no more fun to play with.  Your only "diss" of me is how fat I am.  I admit I am fat now.  You will be lucky to even live to be my age.  I sure know for a fact that by the time I was your age I had done more than you ever will in your entire life.  I think that has been proven on here many times. 

Please oh please post a picture of your fit self.  And with all the education you have and an MBA and even a parent with a PHD you think you would have made something of yourself.  But yet you are still a huge loser who posts on a forum board at an age where you should be in your prime.  Please please please post a pic of yourself and your real name.  Then maybe you will get just a little respect.  Just a little though cause you have done nothing else to earn anymore than that.  We will wait to see your pic and name.  Thanks you fat and sloppy mexican.  By the way, no matter how many girls I have been with in the past few years it is very simple to say I have still been with WAY MORE than you will ever be with.  Remember, you are 37 not married (are you gay?), no kids and live at home, a mediocre job and you spend so much time on a forum board you have no business being on.  I mean really son, how good a life could you possibly have?

Onlyme, may I quote Nasser, "the pumpkin heads are many like the scum on the street" I wouldn't waste my time with him.

jt

[suckmymuscle]

hahahahahaahahaha dude you must be off your meds.  Consider yourself owned if you think any centerfold gets 500k.  They only offer money like that to movie stars or celebrities to pose nude.  Half those chics in Playboy come from nowhere with nothing but goods looks and a hot body.  They are a dime a dozen.  Your ignorance is at an all time high here today.

  I have seen your pics and you are both fat and ugly. You are not in a position to make fun of anyone until you lose the lard and get plastic surgery on that ugly mug of yours.

  For your information, Cindy Crawford made close to a $1,000,000 to pose for Playboy. You know nothing, fat, stupid boy. Now go tell more lies about how you know every Hollywood celebrity under the Sun, dumb shit.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[jtsunami]

Cindy crawford isn't a regular ho that poses for playboy idiot...  also i highly doubt that as well please show proff