Science is the answer for everything-- Evolution is a fact and so is global warming. However, scientifically proven differences ( Bell Shape Curve) between the races are incorrect. Also, the scientific differences between men and women don't exist ( they are perpatrated by a malecentric society). Also, planned parenthood wasn't founded by a racist quack scientist who didn't want blacks and Catholics to breed! She was just misunderstood!
Do as I say but not as I do-- Dont burn fossil fuels, dont wear diamonds, dont wear fur or use animal skin or feathers, dont eat meat, dont eat transfats. This mantra is repeated as your hollywood limosine liberal gets off his private jet and hops in his hummer to drive to the jewlery store to buy his wife a diamond ring that was mined in Africa right from the severed arm of a villager-- Chows down on a 70$ Kobe beef burger and later lays his head on his goose down pillows while drowining his sorrows on some healthy non-trans fat marajuana (smoked in a bong made from recycled plastic) with a soy-white whine cocktail.
Free Tibet-- How many of us have seen these bumper stickers, read about benefit dinners and watched the left thump their chests in support of the Dali Lama? But, should the military ever intervene? NO! How about in Iraq? NO! NO BLOOD FOR OIL! What about Serbia? Hmmmmm Somalia? Well... Darfur? Ummmmmm?
Anyone feel free to add, and if you want-- And to show im a good sport-Put in some right wing contradictions for good measure, we can go back and forth