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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder.................
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2008, 08:20:01 AM »
Why do fat guys always wear their hats backwards?

Because then you can actually see their face

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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder.................
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2008, 08:20:35 AM »
I wonder why doesn't he compete....?

because he'd look like all the other guys ripped?

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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder.................
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2008, 08:23:52 AM »
"Huge dude, but....."

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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder.................
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2008, 08:31:39 AM »
If he dont compete, his country should put him to the death penalty.

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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder.................
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2008, 08:33:11 AM »
"He's only big cause he's short", "I'll still kick his ass", "When I was young like you I used to be big too, then I got married", "big but he's got a little dick though", "that's just for show, i'll show you strong"...ect.ect.

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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder.................
« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2008, 08:34:34 AM »
Dude is a monster....nothin wrong with that
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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder.................
« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2008, 08:42:33 AM »
"i bet he cant run to save his life"
"oh well he has big muscles but his dick is tiny"

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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder.................
« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2008, 09:03:49 AM »
Pfff.  If he ever cut he'd be under 180. 
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hhahha some chick the other day  told me her boyfriend benches like 515 i'm like "holy shit that's an incredible bench,how much does he weigh?" She says about 175 at 19 years old, so i tell her "congrats, you're dating the world's premier bench presser." She called me a hater and weak minded then walked away.

Haha, classic.

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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder.................
« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2008, 09:24:21 AM »
"I used to be big like you", "I know a guy thats bigger", "I used to be all big and bulked up but now I just workout for health", "I wouldnt want to be that big"......

can't even count how many times I've heard those!  ;D

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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2008, 09:25:02 AM »
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dead by 30, all drugs, bet he can't wipe his ass, why would anyone want to be that huge and shredded, looks like shit, obese, bodybuilkding is about being 187 pounds and shredded, he'd get knocked out in the cage, he can't play sports, girls don't want that, he can't walk, etc.

But the funny thing is later on, they are like - I wish I could be even half the man he is, as they look at you with jealously, while they are at home on Saturday night.

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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2008, 09:27:10 AM »
But the funny thing is later on, they are like - I wish I could be even half the man he is, as they look at you with jealously, while they are at home on Saturday night.
i agree 100 percent, you have to wonder why some of these guys are here if they hate bodybuilding so much.

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Re: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2008, 09:28:09 AM »
"Photoshop." 

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Re: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2008, 09:32:15 AM »
amazing how a body can gain so much muscle. thick as a cock.

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Re: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2008, 09:39:13 AM »
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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder.................
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2008, 09:47:54 AM »
because he'd look like all the other guys ripped?

probably yes, will harris also looked out of this world in these old pictures but next to ronnie hes nothing.

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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder.................
« Reply #40 on: September 22, 2008, 10:12:27 AM »
hahahaha, or a skinny Tap Out warrior with a neatly trimmed chin strap, tattoos and weighing 142 pounds, "i'd destroy him in the cage, you can't move with all that muscle, it just gets in the way, i'd make him submit with my superior jui jitsu". ;D

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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder.................
« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2008, 10:55:01 AM »
Why do fat guys always wear their hats backwards?

Because they get in the way ;D

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Re: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2008, 11:02:32 AM »
That's a prime Keith Jones right there. The '88 Dallas Classic.

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Re: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #43 on: September 22, 2008, 11:03:43 AM »
That's a prime Keith Jones right there. The '88 Dallas Classic.

Hey how did you know where that was.  It was Ft Worth thogh at Billy Bobs

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Re: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2008, 11:05:08 AM »
Hey how did you know where that was.  It was Ft Worth thogh at Billy Bobs
Yeah right off main street by the stockyards, I followed arm wrestling growin up? Did you ever arm wrestle Fritz von Erich? For like a celebrity match?

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Re: Funny thing guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #45 on: September 22, 2008, 11:09:36 AM »
i agree 100 percent, you have to wonder why some of these guys are here if they hate bodybuilding so much.

danielson will tell you he's here for supplement info ;)

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Re: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2008, 11:10:58 AM »
Yeah right off main street by the stockyards, I followed arm wrestling growin up? Did you ever arm wrestle Fritz von Erich? For like a celebrity match?

Were you at that show.  We brought in a fake Sly Stallone for that.  I never armwrestled that guy but I did several others like Patrick Swayze, Ray Coombs (used to host Family Feud), Gene Wilder, Burt Ward and a ton of others who worked at the Special Olympics

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Re: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2008, 11:11:26 AM »

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Re: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #48 on: September 22, 2008, 11:12:17 AM »
Were you at this one

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Re: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder
« Reply #49 on: September 22, 2008, 11:13:26 AM »
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!