Update on my life

[Option D]

Hi Shadow

LOL

[Team Diver]

Well I have been away for a while. So I lost some weight, gained some muscle, got a good job where I met my girlfriend.

So life has been good, and weirdly when life is good I spend less or no time on these forums.

That is all.

You are living the dream bro! You are both nurses in a hospital?

[m8]

hahaa is this the_shadow?

[mahg]

"making coitus"?  What kind of a fairy talks like that?

Your "girlfriend" looks like a vietnamese transsexual hooker who's been around the block a few too many times

The biggest fags are those that go around accusing everyone else of being fairies to take the heat off their gaping buttholes.

I bet the inside of my girlfriend's rectum is better looking than your mom's girl face.

 

[mahg]

You are living the dream bro! You are both nurses in a hospital?

I am a head kitchen assistant and she is a waitress.

[Jizzacked]

brutal failure at growing facial hair.

around here we call that the "molester mustache" or "dick duster".... you are probably better off waiting for real hair instead of wispy overgrown peach fuzz if you are going for that look.  

here is a website dedicated to helping those that are discriminated against for their "lip sweaters",  . hope this helps. http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/

[mahg]

brutal failure at growing facial hair.

around here we call that the "molester mustache" or "dick duster".... you are probably better off waiting for real hair instead of wispy overgrown peach fuzz if you are going for that look.  

here is a website dedicated to helping those that are discriminated against for their "lip sweaters",  . hope this helps. http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/

I shave every 3 days when it starts getting itchy you silly pillick.

[mahg]

Good night.

[freespirit]

Good night.

Even if I look a lot better than you I still don't post my pic.

[mahg]

Even if I look a lot better than you I still don't post my pic.

Grow some balls old man.

[freespirit]

Grow some balls old man.

 

[McFarland]

I'm guessing that if you don't log off right now then your life will begin to suck more, as this thread will begin to serve you as a self-fulfilling prophecy.  If not, then the point of this thread is moot...you're wrong.  So which do you want more?  To be right, or happy?   

[jaejonna]

Update on my life....


I looked in the shitter and saw corn, hahahah i forgot that i ate corn when i was cooking on the grill (for the last time this year) hahahaha


continue on bitches