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benchmstr

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i need some advice.
« on: October 21, 2008, 03:03:09 PM »
Friday night i was at my county fairs BBQ cook-off with a few friends including getbigs rockedupmotha, rock keeps saying this girl and her friend are suppose to meet him at the cook off. this girl and her friend eventually show up and i am just blown away by rocks dates friend.

so me and her get to talking, and this chick is awesome and a former playmate. the next night me and her went out with rock and his girl, and again we had a awesome time. but here is my problem, i fully thought this girl was in her mid to late 20's it turns out she is 37. keep in mind i am in my early 20's. everyone was blown away when she said that,i even made her show me her drivers license!!!

i don't know exactly what to do at this point, so i need some old guy advice from you guys.

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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2008, 03:36:44 PM »
Hit it and quit it.
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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2008, 03:37:02 PM »
first we will do the standard get big answer to get it out of the way,......... playmate, yeah right  ::) ::) ;D ;D

anyways, you absolutely have to date her.  Every 20 something year old guy has to experience the cougar factor, and if shes that hot, you are nuts not to.  Man what have you go t to lose, besides giant loads when you fuck her.  there is no excuse not to at least see her a few times.
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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2008, 04:06:50 PM »
hahahha, this thread is hilarious, you early 20's guys make 36-37 sound like it's fuccking ancient and old enough to collect social security ;D it ain't like she's 77, she's 37 for fuccks sake, pound her into the mattress.
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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2008, 04:10:28 PM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on October 21, 2008, 04:06:50 PM
hahahha, this thread is hilarious, you early 20's guys make 36-37 sound like it's fuccking ancient and old enough to collect social security ;D it ain't like she's 77, she's 37 for fuccks sake, pound her into the mattress.

remember wehn we were early 20's?  Used to say shit like I'll never be like this or that when Im late 30's or 40's.  It did seem ancient.  Now It seems like Im still 25
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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2008, 04:39:58 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on October 21, 2008, 03:03:09 PM
Friday night i was at my county fairs BBQ cook-off with a few friends including getbigs rockedupmotha, rock keeps saying this girl and her friend are suppose to meet him at the cook off. this girl and her friend eventually show up and i am just blown away by rocks dates friend.

so me and her get to talking, and this chick is awesome and a former playmate. the next night me and her went out with rock and his girl, and again we had a awesome time. but here is my problem, i fully thought this girl was in her mid to late 20's it turns out she is 37. keep in mind i am in my early 20's. everyone was blown away when she said that,i even made her show me her drivers license!!!

i don't know exactly what to do at this point, so i need some old guy advice from you guys.

bench

beat your balls off of her ass. Wash. Rinse. repeat indefinitely.

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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2008, 04:47:14 PM »
Hit it!!
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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2008, 05:17:25 PM »
Your crazy if you bail browski. the cougar factor is incredible and you don't have to deal  with the drama... I always tell the wife if we ever split, it will be nothing but cougar season..
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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2008, 07:20:07 PM »
Who gives a fuck how old she is? Tap her for awhile and see what happens.
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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2008, 10:37:46 PM »
Quote from: chaos on October 21, 2008, 07:20:07 PM
Who gives a fuck how old she is? Tap her for awhile and see what happens.
this was actually the plan i had ;D

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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2008, 02:20:07 AM »
i can vouch for the chick being a playmate. i saw the issue...... he also forgot to metion she is a former professional horse jockey.....  as for the being younger the a year ago i tagged a 42 yr old who also happened to be in playboy.....coinisidentl y.....i really don't know where i find all these chicks it's like a sign from god that i should be in porn...

as for bench hit that shit as many times as you can that bitch is smokin....... and while you're at it take pics......lot's of pics......

my favorite thing about older chicks is much like how younger chicks don't know any better older chicks just don't give a fuck..... and are generally dtf 24/7 and will let you do anything to them!

well that's my piece.....y'all can believe him or not but i'm saying he's telling the truth.....
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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2008, 08:04:56 AM »
shit....bet she has a big ol' 80's style hairy muff!!!!

you don't wanna be eatin any of that hair cake.... eughhhh


bet she's got a less than supple star fish

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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2008, 10:35:15 AM »
Hit it.
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« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2008, 05:00:25 PM »
Quote from: beef-sword on October 22, 2008, 08:04:56 AM
shit....bet she has a big ol' 80's style hairy muff!!!!

you don't wanna be eatin any of that hair cake.... eughhhh


bet she's got a less than supple star fish

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dude seriously i don't know who's gimmick account you are, but you have the best getbig name in the history of the internet!!!

the potential is endless ;D

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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2008, 05:08:42 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on October 21, 2008, 10:37:46 PM
this was actually the plan i had ;D

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The old bitches can be clingy as hell... Make sure you keep her at arms length. No calls for 3 days after you have sex with her.
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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2008, 12:46:00 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 22, 2008, 05:08:42 PM
The old bitches can be clingy as hell... Make sure you keep her at arms length. No calls for 3 days after you have sex with her.

he is talking older than 13. You saw he said 37 right?

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« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2008, 12:52:12 PM »
Quote from: Jason Pegg on October 23, 2008, 12:46:00 PM
he is talking older than 13. You saw he said 37 right?

Jason

 10 points for originality  ::)
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Re: i need some advice.
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2008, 02:40:36 AM »
nice
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