hey everyone... here is an update....
I went to the ER under my doc's advice yesterday afternoon, I had all sorts of fun shit done to me, CAT scan, my attractive doctor put her finger up my ass, another nurse took blood, and another played with my penis and had to try like 10 times to get a catheter in me, as my bladder had shut down and had about 1.5 liters of urine in it.
turns out it was an infection called Diverticulitis, which typically only older people with shitty diets get, I am 28 and it is really rare in someone so young, my diet isnt the worst but it isnt the best either, and I am not overweight... just a bad roll of the dice apparently. anyways going to be eating extremely clean from here on out... I have an appointment shortly to get this catheter out and I am on cipro and some other antibiotic. its good I got in when I did as it could have been a lot worse if I waited. I didnt get home til past midnight last night. probably some of the worst pain I have felt in my life, the infection plus the numerous botched catheter insertions, it was surreal.
anyways its already starting to feel better but yes the lesson of the day here is don't wait and see a doc.
thanks again for all the advice and humorous comments, god bless getbig