i will send hookers to your dad, i did it once with a girl classmate that i used to hate a lot, worked good!
i do hope my answer about the manteca meltdown machine was enough for you.
I can't be bothered PMing anyone. I got the impression that you really put the screws to him awhile back when he left the board tho. Just wanted to say you shouldn't do things that you'd be embarrassed to admit to irl, but if you haven't, then you haven't.
The old man wouldn't be too upset. He'd think it was more of a thank you gift for something.