Mother Claims She 'Accidentally' Flushed Newborn Down The Toilet

[24KT]

Well, I courtesy flush! 

I don't have the need to. 

[Migs]

I just cannot believe that she wouldn't notice a baby passing through her birth canal and into the toilet.  I have to imagine it's a totally separate and distinct sensation than passing diarrhea through her rectum.  I absolutely categorically do not believe her story that she didn't know she had given birth.  That's just utter and complete horseshit.

Maybe she is a raging whore and her vag is huge.  it's probably like throwing a pencil down a hallway

[w8tlftr]

I don't have the need to. 

whut? u has teh "smells like roses" pewp?

[Dan-O]

whut? u has teh "smells like roses" pewp?

I know a girl who when she poops, it turns to cotton candy and the angels come and get it and take it up to heaven.

At least, that's what she told me and I don't know why anyone would lie about a thing like that.

[24KT]

whut? u has teh "smells like roses" pewp?

umm.. not exactly. I'm a girl, so I don't poop... but if I did poop... it would be just like Dan-O describes below.

I know a girl who when she poops, it turns to cotton candy and the angels come and get it and take it up to heaven.

At least, that's what she told me and I don't know why anyone would lie about a thing like that.

The angels would have to come and get it to take it to heaven before everybody started fighting for a piece of it