i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer

[Get Rowdy]

Kind of different but my training partenr plays OZtag a kind of football game where you grab a tag instead of tackling them.

He says lots of guys try to put the shoulder in when they run the ball up, but they just bounce off him. Some even just bounce and fall over. He's maybe 5'11 198 but a strong guy.

haha reminds me of when I was playing League when some dude went to shoulder charge me and just ended up on his ass 5m back. Pure beast! haha

[gib]

nzmusclemonster and webgay - Maybe we should set up a special gay section on the site for guys like you who have gay fantasies about other members.

[webcake]

haha reminds me of when I was playing League when some dude went to shoulder charge me and just ended up on his ass 5m back. Pure beast! haha

The shoulder charge was all i had. Could never be fucked doing a proper tackle. and when i was 16 i was playing against islanders who were about 130kg...so tackling was futile.  

[Reign Down]

I am a weightlifter, so I look pretty big (am also quite lean), but am generally very mellow. Don't walk around with lats spread, or wear tight shirts etc.

I think the strength weightlifting builds in your legs and back is what made if so easy for me to throw this guy out.

yes those bodyweight lunges helped you destroy this guy!


Note: don't ever repeat your gay story ever again.


ta ta!

[Hedgehog]

I am a weightlifter, so I look pretty big (am also quite lean), but am generally very mellow. Don't walk around with lats spread, or wear tight shirts etc.

You need to start sporting some tight shirts and shit, really lettin' everyone know who's the FCUKING mack.

I too always try to lift some guys when I'm on the dancefloor.
Making sure who's the Alpha.  

[nzmusclemonster]

nzmusclemonster and webgay - Maybe we should set up a special gay section on the site for guys like you who have gay fantasies about other members.

Are you saying that you are gay?

[webcake]

nzmusclemonster and webgay - Maybe we should set up a special gay section on the site for guys like you who have gay fantasies about other members.

hahaha, looks like the flamer gib has gotten his panties in a twist...

[Bast000]

hahaha, looks like the flamer gib has gotten his panties in a twist...

great observation webcok

[nzmusclemonster]

You need to start sporting some tight shirts and shit, really lettin' everyone know who's the FCUKING mack.

I too always try to lift some guys when I'm on the dancefloor.
Making sure who's the Alpha.  

Wow! Imagine a Getbig party where everyone went out on the dance floor. It would be like an olden day Royal Rumble. and Baygmb would stand in the middle with his eyes close and asshole lubed up and hope for the best....

[garebear]

I have never bounced, but I am a pretty strong guy.

One time on the dance-floor, there was an idiot drunk guy, basically making a fool of himself, and aggressively bumping into people. I kept an eye on him, and after a particularly aggressive bump into a girl near me, I found myself suddenly having picked him up (kind of with a big surge energy and adrenaline) and carried him all the way across the club to the entrance, and then with a push got him out onto the street - me telling him to fuck off, and him shouting how he will come back and kill me, blah blah blah. (Towards the end a bouncer came and helped me, carrying the guys feet, and I think one of his shoes had come off so that was then also thrown out after him).

What really amazed me was how easy it was to pick the guy up. I lift big weights, but usually don't mix it with humans and fights etc unless I really have to, but I think I did a pretty good job

That was probably me.

[Get Rowdy]

The shoulder charge was all i had. Could never be fucked doing a proper tackle. and when i was 16 i was playing against islanders who were about 130kg...so tackling was futile. 

haha yeah man it always took like 4 guys to take down one of those big fuckers.  Most of the time we would've been better off just diving in front of their legs as a speed bump of sorts lol 

[nzmusclemonster]

haha yeah man it always took like 4 guys to take down one of those big fuckers.  Most of the time we would've been better off just diving in front of their legs as a speed bump of sorts lol 

Wasn't there some game of rugby league last weekend?

[Get Rowdy]

Wasn't there some game of rugby league last weekend?

Haha Fuck off! 

[webcake]

Wasn't there some game of rugby league last weekend?

I didn't even watch it...

I love League...but the Rugby League World Cup is shit.

[gracie bjj]

i worked security in queens new york for awhile,in a place called central on steinway st.it was pretty cool but you had a few shovin matches between the party people and all out fights every so often,i worked afew brazilian nightclubs in downneck newark new jersey where i was born and raised also in my day.once i got married years ago i stopped on my wifes request.she felt the risk was to high and didnt want me to get hurt in a brawl where a knife or gun can comes out quick,ive seen it and thats the only part of the job thats not fun

[nzmusclemonster]

Haha Fuck off! 

 

KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS!!!

And lets not forget a great man of the match performance from Darren Lockyer  

[nzmusclemonster]

I didn't even watch it...

I love League...but the Rugby League World Cup is shit.

You lie... You cried into your cup of tea while you were watching it!

[Get Rowdy]

That was probably me.

I hope you were going for a shitload of random ass-grabs aswell. 

[gordiano]

These stories are great.....

[webcake]

You lie... You cried into your cup of tea while you were watching it!

 

lol, seriously, i forgot it was even on.

We don't even get the games live...it's a pretty poor effort.

[Get Rowdy]

KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS!!!

And lets not forget a great man of the match performance from Darren Lockyer 

I'm pretty disappointed with Australian sporting atm, should've hardened up and smashed those indians in the cricket too.

[nzmusclemonster]

I'm pretty disappointed with Australian sporting atm, should've hardened up and smashed those indians in the cricket too.

We should have won the first test as well. Pitty we have no batsmen.

[Get Rowdy]

We should have won the first test as well. Pitty we have no batsmen.

Haha plus your captain looks like a fuckin nerd 

tbh I haven't watched a great deal of sport this year, plenty of summer left though.

[Eyeball Chambers]

Wow! Imagine a Getbig party where everyone went out on the dance floor. It would be like an olden day Royal Rumble. and Baygmb would stand in the middle with his eyes close and asshole lubed up and hope for the best....

I actually laughed out loud hahah

[Wiggs]

this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly.  I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off.  He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly.  He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course).  I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.

the end.

Translation = I got my ass beat by a bouncer tonight for being a drunk, annoying bastard.