This is actually a true story. I swear to God.
I was in town late on thurs night (late night shopping at the time) and in a shopping center and decided to get a burger king. So anyway i went and waited in the line. There was only around 8 people infront of me and this place is slow but i think they always cook stuff fresh cos it tastes great and always piping hot when you buy it. Anyway just as i stood in line my fone went. It was my firend. I stood in line patiently chatting away to her. I was waiting seriously 20mins.
Anyway when it was my turn to order i stopped chatting and the young fella (about 17) behind counter said what can i get you. I was still on the fone at this stage just not chatting. I was literally about to order when some tart, bleached yellow hair, dressed in track bottoms slightly fat and not very attractive said "get to the back of the fucking queue" I was liek wtf. I looked at her and said i have been waiting here for 20 minutes. I looked t amy fone, it was actually 22mins. She said "stop fucking lying" I said if i bunked the queue why say it now and not 20mins ago. I genuinely did not and tbh they seemed to appear from nowhere. There is only one single file line at this burker king.
By this stage i was kinda embarassed teh poor kid did not have a clue what to do. I said to him, alright mate a double whopper meal with coke. He obliged being friendly enopugh and said i dont really know who is first or what to do. Fair enough.
Then the girl said "some people have no fucking manners" she called me a specky bastard or something. Then with everyone watching i said "listen you silly little tart, you fuck up i was in line before you. Thats that" At this stage her bf who was standing near by and just chirping in puffed out his chest walked towards me and said and said what did you say. I repeated it.
My gym bag was on my shoulder and i just dropped the right shoulder real fast, it fell to the ground. Everyone was watching and he then realised i was no pushover despite looking like one. I slid my right foot back in anticipation for throwing a right hand. He actually backed off and took a few steps back. Everyone kinda laughed at him and he was embarassed in front of his girl and the people. They realised i was not tjhe ass hole as i kept my cool only losing it when he got aggressive.
Then someone else jumped on till bring them over away from me. The kid kinda laughed and said "haha he shit himself there and chuckled". From 2 tills across they were staring over and teh girl was trying to get her boyfriend to stand up and do something. Not interested at all.
Anyway i got my food and calmly sat down. They got their food and sat around 30m from me staring over. I smiled back at them. He put his head down.
Next thing i know i had 5 security guards around me each about 15 yards apart LOL I was just happy to have my meal and enjoy it and had no intention of doing anything else as i work in the shopping mall and am relatively friendly to some of them.
When i left i walked past them and the guy put his head down, the girl too. The guards also followed me as they ust have thought i was gonna chin him lol.
His damaged ego is enough for me. Sadly this poor bastard prob gets in fights all the time because of that silly little tart of a g/f and her making him fight.
