so i got my iphone stolen...shit

[divcom]

paraguay... hahaha uruguay es una mierda, hace muuucho frio jajaja y punta es un cubo de hielo... no pega...

hard to tell the difference which one is crap.  anyway...do you (all) heat drums by open fires in the rural neighborhoods? trying to steal Brasilian Samba.  Argentines say there are no blacks...but their Salsa has the same Afri influence as Samba....just not as much.  

[alejandro_torres]

hard to tell the difference which one is crap.  anyway...do you (all) heat drums by open fires in the rural neighborhoods? trying to steal Brasilian Samba.  Argentines say there are no blacks...but their Salsa has the same Afri influence as Samba....just not as much.  

salsa is by no fucking means argentinean...

[benz]

la putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha ok i dont even have an internet conection! i dont know how the fuck i can be posting right now! better benzo??? hahaha

ob la di ob la da lies go on ahhhhhh
lala how the lies goes on

[alejandro_torres]

que queres q diga entonces!!! hjajajaja

[divcom]

salsa is by no fucking means argentinean...

Tango...typing error imp.

[benz]

salsa is by no fucking means argentinean...

meltdown

[alejandro_torres]

Tango...typing error imp.

hahaha yeah, salsa is on the other side of south america hahaha

[divcom]

hahaha yeah, salsa is on the other side of south america hahaha

Portuguese Salsa + African Rhythms = Samba

imp

[J Grey]

todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... (southerner accent) hahaha

just wanted to share that with you guys

and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center...

holy sprinkling blue bananas you're the biggest liar EVER 

[Permabulker]

todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... (southerner accent) hahaha

just wanted to share that with you guys

and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center...

Dont you know how to box??

[kimura]

I am shocked you did not grab their throats.

[alejandro_torres]

I am shocked you did not grab their throats.

no... im a pussy.. jajaja

[kimura]

Where  do you live?

[tommywishbone]

I'm paying $20 cash money, to the first person to post the pic, of you eating at Burger King. Sorry my man.

 

[TrueGrit]

 Wow, you got the iphone back that very evening?

Amazing and happy story.

[TrueGrit]

 "Knife wielding thugs give back Iphone"

[ManBearPig...]

here's how it really happened:

"i was out biking, but i took the seat off first.  three muscle studs drove up to me and whipped out their cocks.  knowing what they wanted, i immediately proceeded to suck the soul out of their little sausages.  they took pictures with their iphones.  some girls saw me blowing them and called me a pussy.  i got their phone numbers and they sent me nudes of themselves.  they're currently fucking my nostrils as i'm typing this."

[alejandro_torres]

Dont you know how to box??

not a cage fighter yet!hahaha

Where  do you live?

asuncion, paraguay

I'm paying $20 cash money, to the first person to post the pic, of you eating at Burger King. Sorry my man.

 

i got it its just too big to load it! hahaha

Wow, you got the iphone back that very evening?

Amazing and happy story.

yeah... they could actually trace the fucking phone... so happy ending.. but i had no credit on it 

here's how it really happened:

"i was out biking, but i took the seat off first.  three muscle studs drove up to me and whipped out their cocks.  knowing what they wanted, i immediately proceeded to suck the soul out of their little sausages.  they took pictures with their iphones.  some girls saw me blowing them and called me a pussy.  i got their phone numbers and they sent me nudes of themselves.  they're currently fucking my nostrils as i'm typing this."

if thats your fantasy then thats ok dude....

[benz]

BIG LIE EXPOSED

[alejandro_torres]

BIG LIE EXPOSED

la putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha man, hoy te las agarraste conmigo no???

[Jeffro]

Congrats on securing yourself as one of Getbig's biggest liars, "alejandro_torres." 

[alejandro_torres]

Congrats on securing yourself as one of Getbig's biggest liars, "alejandro_torres." 

why is it a lie? it is not dude! that happened! i just thought it was funny that the girls called me pussy!!!

[G o a t b o y]

Chinga su madre    (ask a Mexican what it means)

[alejandro_torres]

Chinga su madre

hahaha chinga tu madre is better

[G o a t b o y]

hahaha chinga tu madre is better

I wanted to be respectful.  I don't know you well enough to refer to you using "tu".