Author Topic: how big are your calves? (Read 2687 times)

Bluto · « **on:** December 05, 2008, 02:26:25 PM »

post your measurements in this thread

Danimal77 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2008, 02:46:25 PM »

15.5"

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2008, 03:04:32 PM »

TBUNZEE · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2008, 03:07:23 PM »

Never measured them but they should be about the same size as your arms, am I correct ?....so at about 19 inches pumped on my arms I would unfortunately be off a couple inches.....Maybe like 17

Bluto · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2008, 03:08:12 PM »

showstoppa is in the lead here

with danimal in 2nd place

Wiggs · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2008, 03:08:22 PM »

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2008, 03:09:28 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on December 05, 2008, 03:08:22 PM

18

Bastard.

Bluto · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2008, 03:11:01 PM »

wiggs is in the lead here

the winner gets a a picture of dorian yates calves in an issue of flex magazine (pages are a little sticky)

Wiggs · « **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2008, 03:11:24 PM »

I have large knees so it doesn't look pretty like it would on a someone with small knees.

Bluto · « **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2008, 03:14:55 PM »

maybe you can do surgery on your knees to get them smaller like a womans knees ?

Wiggs · « **Reply #10 on:** December 05, 2008, 03:16:29 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on December 05, 2008, 03:14:55 PM

maybe you can do surgery on your knees to get them smaller like a womans knees ?

Is there a surgery for that?

garebear · « **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2008, 03:18:22 PM »

I'm thinking of having my skeleton removed in order to make weight.

I want to wrestle as a blob.

Bluto · « **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2008, 03:18:39 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on December 05, 2008, 03:16:29 PM

Is there a surgery for that?

i dont know maybe plastic surgery

maybe you can tattoo the knees to give the illusion that theyre smaller

The Luke · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2008, 04:30:27 PM »

I have probably the weirdest calves known to science...

Heel to toe, my little ballerina feet only measure 9 inches (no penis jokes please). But my lower leg bone structure is so robust and chunky that my ankle measurement is 9.75''... at 5'5'' tall I have the bone structure of a heavy set man about 7' tall.

My soleus muscle extends all the way to my ankle (only about four inches of Achilles tendon), and my gastocnemius stretches fully two thirds the way down my shin. I have Dorian Yates calves.

But boy, does this cruel genetic inheritance pay off when it comes to calves... haven't trained them in years, yet they measure 17.5'' cold. Any work whatsoever, just a set or two, and they blow up to 18''.

Two or three consecutive calf workouts over two or three weeks, and I'm sporting 18.75'' calves that rub together when I walk.

The Luke

danielson · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2008, 04:31:54 PM »

Quote from: The Luke on December 05, 2008, 04:30:27 PM

I have probably the weirdest calves known to science...

Heel to toe, my little ballerina feet only measure 9 inches (no penis jokes please). But my lower leg bone structure is so robust and chunky that my ankle measurement is 9.75''... at 5'5'' tall I have the bone structure of a heavy set man about 7' tall.

My soleus muscle extends all the way to my ankle (only about four inches of Achilles tendon), and my gastocnemius stretches fully two thirds the way down my shin. I have Dorian Yates calves.

But boy, does this cruel genetic inheritance pay off when it comes to calves... haven't trained them in years, yet they measure 17.5'' cold. Any work whatsoever, just a set or two, and they blow up to 18''.

Two or three consecutive calf workouts over two or three weeks, and I'm sporting 18.75'' calves that rub together when I walk.

The Luke

Sounds like you may have a touch of Downs Syndrome.

The Luke · « **Reply #15 on:** December 05, 2008, 04:34:03 PM »

Quote from: danielson on December 05, 2008, 04:31:54 PM

Sounds like you may have a touch of Downs Syndrome.

...just Celtic genes.

I'm the proud descendant of a long line of snow-trudging dwarves.

The Luke

Bluto · « **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2008, 05:09:34 PM »

Quote from: The Luke on December 05, 2008, 04:34:03 PM

...just Celtic genes.

I'm the proud descendant of a long line of snow-trudging dwarves.

The Luke

maybe youre related to big foot? i bet he got some big ass calves

Naked4Jesus · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2008, 05:21:00 PM »

17" but I never had small calves so I guess it's not that much of an accomplishment. Either way they're nice to have when wearing shorts and wandering around while people steal glimpses and cringe with envy.