when i was a trainer in ballys jack lalanne club in springfield new jersey back in 92 till 95,ive seen 2 dudes blowin each other in the parkin lot while sittin in their car,i use to take out the trash when we closed at 10pm and i guess i caught them by suprise,it was summer and very quiet in the lot,i heard some moaning noises and just figured some dude was reemin some broad,it was fairly common back then,all of a sudden when i threw the garbage in the container it made a bang and 2 dudes head popped up from the back seat of a lincoln continental,i played it off like i didnt see them and went inside and told my boy who was helping me clean up,he grabbed a camera from one of the desks and we snuck up on them and man it was a horrible site,my boy got 2 snapshots of the dudes slurpin away then we started calling them homo cock sucking bastards and they split.my boy got the film developed only to realize it was one of the guy aerobic instructors.i told my boy if he shows it to everyone its gonna ruin the dudes career here and prolly all over jersey.he threw the pics out and let it go,the aerobic instructor was a pretty cool dude even though he was a fruitcake, sometimes you have to give people a break even though you might not like what they do.seen a guy beatin his meat hiding behing a locker watchin the girls doin aerobic classes,i felt ackward approachin the dude so i just yelled over to him to get hell out of there or im gonna report him,i told him if i catch ya doin it again your gettin thrown out of the gym.the fruit cakes of bally,s used to hang out in the mens locker rooms for hours trying to get a peek at someones johnson or keester,it used to get on my nerves but my manager said just ignore cause they arent violating no rules.i think jersey breeds alot of crazy people,i was born and raised there so i know first hand
