Guy at my gym says he could kick anyones ass in the world because.....

[mass 04]

Why are you bothering talking to guys at your gym?  The gyms isn't a place to socialize, it's a place to do your thing and go home.

you sound like quite the intense warrior of the iron, bro.

[QuakerOats]

Why are you bothering talking to guys at your gym?  The gyms isn't a place to socialize, it's a place to do your thing and go home.

hahahahaa, another stone faced killer who grimaces at people and stares at the floor between massive sets of 140 pound seated cable rows with straps and 27.5 pound db bent over lateral raises.

[DK II]

I watched Karate Kid and apparently you only need to know that one move he did at the end to beat anyone.  So I practice that at the gym on a regular basis.  I'm ready for any ninjas.  Maybe Kenny Wheeler should have practiced that one?  But I digress.  Ok, now I gotta go take a shit.

Was that the one where he was trained by Bruce Lee's ghost or the one with the old man??

[SS]

hahahahaa, another stone faced killer who grimaces at people ans stares at the floor bwtween massive sets of 140 pound seated cable rows with straps and 27.5 pound db bent over lateral raises.

HAHAHAHAHA! are you saying that "250 goal" oh brother what a name likes to eat the cock for breakfast, lunch and dinner, QO?

[DK II]

HAHAHAHAHA! are you saying that "250 goal" oh brother what a name likes to eat the cock for breakfast, lunch and dinner, QO?

I think "250goal" refers to the cocks he sucks every day.

[SS]

I think "250goal" refers to the cocks he sucks every day.

Are you saying his goal is to suck 250 cocks in one gym session DK?

[mass 04]

hahahahaa, another stone faced killer who grimaces at people and stares at the floor between massive sets of 140 pound seated cable rows with straps and 27.5 pound db bent over lateral raises.

people can't be interrupting his shadow boxing, and that's a lateral seated row superset. They'll make a man out of you

[emn1964]

Was that the one where he was trained by Bruce Lee's ghost or the one with the old man??

The original one with Mr. Miagi as portrayed by Pat Morita.

[QuakerOats]

HAHAHAHAHA! are you saying that "250 goal" oh brother what a name likes to eat the cock for breakfast, lunch and dinner, QO?

hahahahaaa, impossible, a mere 3 time a day dick feeding "session" wouldn't be nearly enough for this "man".

[DK II]

Are you saying his goal is to suck 250 cocks in one gym session DK?

That's called a "HIT-session".

"250goal" can't wait to get back to high volume again.

[The Showstoppa]

Has there ever been a Paki born who could win any type of hand-to-hand combat?

[SS]

hahahahaaa, impossible, a mere 3 time a day dick feeding "session" wouldn't be nearly enough for this "man".

hahahahhohohoharhahrahrhar!!!!!! are you saying that "mygoalis2suck250cocks" like his protein straight from the tap QO?

[DK II]

Has there ever been a Paki born who could win any type of hand-to-hand combat?

This guy is a specialist at fighting mosquitos.

[QuakerOats]

hahahahhohohoharhahrahrhar!!!!!! are you saying that "mygoalis2suck250cocks" like his protein straight from the tap QO?

hbagvvyoboauiygvbabdb bouu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! impossible SS, a mere one "tap" would never be enough for this man gravy guzzler.

[SS]

hbagvvyoboauiygvbabdb bouu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! impossible SS, a mere one "tap" would never be enough for this man gravy guzzler.

[bigmc]

Has there ever been a Paki born who could win any type of hand-to-hand combat?

only when they have a bomb strapped to their back

[mogulgangi]

i masturbate to porn alot.....bout once a day....can this help?

[Darren Avey]

Has there ever been a Paki born who could win any type of hand-to-hand combat?

Yeh Amir Khan................oh wait hold up..............

[The Showstoppa]

Yeh Amir Khan................oh wait hold up..............

haha, was that guy supposed to be good?  hahaha, f'n Paki's...

[Darren Avey]

Yeh he used to spout off about how he d beat Manny Pac and become number 1 P4p in the world! 

[gracie bjj]

watching ufc /mma aint gonna make a guy a tough or skilled fighter,you gotta get with a few guys that know the stuff,a good bjj academy/mma school would be a start.trust me,just because you see a guy execute a heel hook in a ufc match doesnt mean your gonna be able to do it.ill give an example,when i was younger i bought a heavy bag and speed bag and started hitting the bag the way the boxers punched in thier fights on tv,i thought i was doing great till i started training with real boxers,i realized i was doing everything wrong.some fighters do watch instructionals,i enjoy watching bjj/striking instructionals at home but the difference is ive been training for over 10 years in academies and know the proper way to execute the moves.if all guys had to do was watch fights no one would have to train anymore and guys like brock and randy could just sit on thier couches watching the ufc for afew hours and be awesome,it doesnt work that way and that guy in your gym is in for a rude awakening when someone who is alittle badass steps to his ass and beats him down

[Pecs]

hes watched loads of UFC and learnt the moves and altho hes never been even to 1 MMA or boxing or any other sort of combat training session he told me with his "knoledge" of watching countless hours of UFC dvds he could take on and beat any man!!

Oh hes a 5 foot 8 170lb Pakistani BTW, i can feel everyone quivering now

hmmm... i watched many of tyson's fights.... i can now knock out every guy in the gym with my left hook!!!

[WillGrant]

Has there ever been a Paki born who could win any type of hand-to-hand combat?

Dudeee why would you want to touch one with your hand 

[emn1964]

watching ufc /mma aint gonna make a guy a tough or skilled fighter,you gotta get with a few guys that know the stuff,a good bjj academy/mma school would be a start.trust me,just because you see a guy execute a heel hook in a ufc match doesnt mean your gonna be able to do it.ill give an example,when i was younger i bought a heavy bag and speed bag and started hitting the bag the way the boxers punched in thier fights on tv,i thought i was doing great till i started training with real boxers,i realized i was doing everything wrong.some fighters do watch instructionals,i enjoy watching bjj/striking instructionals at home but the difference is ive been training for over 10 years in academies and know the proper way to execute the moves.if all guys had to do was watch fights no one would have to train anymore and guys like brock and randy could just sit on thier couches watching the ufc for afew hours and be awesome,it doesnt work that way and that guy in your gym is in for a rude awakening when someone who is alittle badass steps to his ass and beats him down

Are you serious?  It really doesn't work that way?  Shit.

[CalvinH]

Are you serious?  It really doesn't work that way?  Shit.

You actually read all that