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Re: My apologies to Moosejay
« Reply #125 on: December 21, 2008, 08:07:02 PM »

Little kids are born deformed, people die of terrible diseases, and there are earthquakes and tornadoes that cause havoc. This proves that we are on our own. There is no God! How do you answer that?

 
Three philosophers are seated in a plane. The first man said that he heard that during the early hours of the night, hijackers took over the controls. As he spoke, the plane lunged to the left and thrust a number of passengers against the wall, seriously injuring some of them.

After the second man gained his composure, he said, Because of what just happened, I don't believe that this plane was ever made. Even though his statement didn't make sense, he continued to maintain that the entire plane, with its seats, windows, lighting, air conditioning, engines, etc., happened by accident.

 
As the third philosopher began to give his thoughts, the plane again lunged to one side. This time it was so violent that many passengers were seriously injured and two elderly people were killed. He was obviously shaken, but was able to share his thoughts about what had happened. He said that despite what was happening on the plane, he thought all was well in the cockpit.

It was then that someone quickly passed a hand-written note to the first man. It read, Hijackers! All to be thrust out of the plane. Parachute under seat. Put it on now. Going to cut the lighting. Be ready to jump! As he read its words, his eyes widened. This confirmed that something was radically wrong. He quickly reached under his seat and put the parachute on, and then passed the note on to the second philosopher.

The second man read the words on the note. He smiled said, This note hasn't used correct grammar. Parachute under seat isn't even a complete sentence With that, he crumpled the note and dropped it to the floor.

The third man, still shaken by what had happened on the plane, picked up the note and read it. He said, It sure looks authentic. It does have the airlines letterhead. What's happening on the plane does add up to something being radically wrong, I think I now believe there is something wrong. However, he then sat in his seat, not bothering to put his parachute on, or even to pass the note on to others!

Here we have three common reactions to the message of the gospel:

Obviously, the first passenger is a genuine convert. He understands that the issue of suffering--disease, pain and death shows that something is radically wrong between God and man. His knowledge of the jump that he must take through the door of death causes him to trust in the Savior.

The second man is an atheist. He uses the issue of suffering to somehow make an illogical leap into the philosophy that there is no God. The thought that the whole of creation, with its flowers, its birds, the sun, the moon, the animal kingdom, the beauty of the seasons, the incredible variety of succulent fruit trees, etc., all happened by accident. The notion that such reasoning borders on insanity doesn't enter his unthinking and sin-loving mind. He doesn't bother to humbly study the warning of Scripture. Instead, he exalts himself above the mind of his Creator, and condescendingly becomes a critic of the Word of God. He maintains it is full of errors and therefore cant be trusted. [See: Why the Atheist doesn't exist and ChristianAnswers.Net's Creation SuperLibrary for evidences for a Creator.]

The third man is an average person. He believes in God. He even believes the Bible. He is easily convinced that something may be wrong between man and God, but he doesn't see his urgent need to put on the Lord Jesus Christ. How do we awaken these two men?

For the answer, lets go back to the plane. The first man simply needs to tell the other two philosophers to look out of the window for a moment, and to think about the 25,000-foot fall. Their knowledge of the unbending law of gravity should kick in, and from there common sense should do the rest. It should cause both men to look under their seat for the parachute.

The issue of suffering is not something the Christian should avoid. It is glaring evidence that man has rejected God; all is not well on board the flight. It works for our cause, not against it. All these things, pain, disease, droughts, tornadoes, earthquakes, etc. should cause the thinking person to investigate the claims of the note of God's Word, and see its explanation.

However, the ultimate convincing agent is, of course, the unbending Law of God. It is the knowledge of the Law and the fearful consequences of transgressing its precepts that should cause fear to kick in, and hopefully common sense should then cause the sinner to seek after the Savior, who lovingly died and rose again, so that they might be saved.



there is god, i believe in him. Not because you are a infidel means theres no god :)
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Re: My apologies to Moosejay
« Reply #126 on: December 21, 2008, 08:07:23 PM »
probably squadfather

wouldn't doubt it, he is on here bitching about himself being outted.

whose gimmick are you?  ;D

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Re: My apologies to Moosejay
« Reply #127 on: December 21, 2008, 08:09:38 PM »
wouldn't doubt it, he is on here bitching about himself being outted.

whose gimmick are you?  ;D

sorry but im not a gimmick, this is my only account :(
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Re: My apologies to Moosejay
« Reply #128 on: December 21, 2008, 08:11:55 PM »
sorry but im not a gimmick, this is my only account :(

haha, 100 posts and you know about quaker fat? alright
I want to punch the guy in your avatar in the face!

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Re: My apologies to Moosejay
« Reply #129 on: December 21, 2008, 08:12:14 PM »

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Re: MOOSEJAY, HERE IS MY BEST MEDICAL ADVICE TO YOU.. (NO BULLSHIT)
« Reply #130 on: December 21, 2008, 08:12:14 PM »
onemorerep is giving great advise, especially the CBC.  The blood should tell everything you need to know.

WHY didn't your current doctor go though all this with you already is beyond me.  I would seriously consider getting rid of him very quickly.  Your local vet would have been able to give better advise.

Best of luck!!!!!!!

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Re: MOOSEJAY, HERE IS MY BEST MEDICAL ADVICE TO YOU.. (NO BULLSHIT)
« Reply #131 on: December 21, 2008, 08:13:03 PM »
Dusa will recover.

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Re: My apologies to Moosejay
« Reply #132 on: December 21, 2008, 08:13:29 PM »
haha, 100 posts and you know about quaker fat? alright
I want to punch the guy in your avatar in the face!

why would you want to do that? ;D
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Re: MOOSEJAY, HERE IS MY BEST MEDICAL ADVICE TO YOU.. (NO BULLSHIT)
« Reply #133 on: December 21, 2008, 08:15:36 PM »
Moose,

I noticed that you are partial to MDs from Yale, that being the case, there is one physician that I know from there that can be of service, PM me if you would like further details.

"1"

yes, please PM me with details

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Re: MOOSEJAY, HERE IS MY BEST MEDICAL ADVICE TO YOU.. (NO BULLSHIT)
« Reply #134 on: December 21, 2008, 08:16:44 PM »
onemorerep is giving great advise, especially the CBC.  The blood should tell everything you need to know.

WHY didn't your current doctor go though all this with you already is beyond me.  I would seriously consider getting rid of him very quickly.  Your local vet would have been able to give better advise.

Best of luck!!!!!!!

thanks, and ida know, they are doiung things their way, I guess.

I am exhausted and sick on all this...iot been over a year...i have been crushed,....but I will rise again

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Re: MOOSEJAY, HERE IS MY BEST MEDICAL ADVICE TO YOU.. (NO BULLSHIT)
« Reply #135 on: December 21, 2008, 08:17:31 PM »
Dusa will recover.

Yes.

yes I will

Strength and Honor.

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Re: MOOSEJAY, HERE IS MY BEST MEDICAL ADVICE TO YOU.. (NO BULLSHIT)
« Reply #136 on: December 21, 2008, 08:42:44 PM »
amputate it         stop being a pussy and cut it off          get a hook   bitches love that shit


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Re: MOOSEJAY, HERE IS MY BEST MEDICAL ADVICE TO YOU.. (NO BULLSHIT)
« Reply #137 on: December 21, 2008, 08:44:27 PM »
moose is more in to boys, im sure they would love a hook just as much as the bitches ;D
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Re: Moosejay - advice, apologies and more
« Reply #138 on: December 21, 2008, 09:51:25 PM »
Have you tried Maggot therapy MIke??

I know this is used for diabetics with wounds such as these that will not heal----if you have not tried it than I would press your doctors to do it, its been proven succesful and what do you have to lose by doing it

good luck and may God be with you Mike!!!!

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Re: Welcome back moosejay
« Reply #139 on: December 21, 2008, 10:29:18 PM »
Moose, you came to this site and no one had a clue who the f**k you were. 

You now come back to the site, all sick and diseased.  However, this time everyone here knows how you operate! 

People are very suspicious of you Moose!

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Re: Welcome back moosejay
« Reply #140 on: December 21, 2008, 10:32:25 PM »
The official Moosetrain theme song, straight out of an 80's dance club:





i feel the optimism without the superficial hate

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Re: Moosejay - advice, apologies and more
« Reply #141 on: December 21, 2008, 10:50:09 PM »

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Re: Welcome back moosejay
« Reply #142 on: December 21, 2008, 10:51:01 PM »

That's what I'm talkin' about!  :-*

Moosegay, how'd that confident prediction of a McCain victory work out for ya'?  ::)
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Re: Welcome back moosejay
« Reply #143 on: December 22, 2008, 02:32:04 AM »
Mike Dusa is back and this time it's personal.

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Re: Welcome back moosejay
« Reply #144 on: December 22, 2008, 02:37:13 AM »
Choo choo, bitches! The Moose Express is back!
The Moose Caboose is Loose ahahahahahahaha fukin fa99ot

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Re: My apologies to Moosejay
« Reply #145 on: December 22, 2008, 06:46:06 AM »


The second man read the words on the note. He smiled said, This note hasn't used correct grammar. Parachute under seat isn't even a complete sentence With that, he crumpled the note and dropped it to the floor.

that guy posts here

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Re: MOOSEJAY, HERE IS MY BEST MEDICAL ADVICE TO YOU.. (NO BULLSHIT)
« Reply #146 on: December 22, 2008, 08:10:45 AM »
amputate it         stop being a pussy and cut it off          get a hook   bitches love that shit



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Re: Moosejay - advice, apologies and more
« Reply #147 on: December 22, 2008, 08:11:23 AM »
Have you tried Maggot therapy MIke??

I know this is used for diabetics with wounds such as these that will not heal----if you have not tried it than I would press your doctors to do it, its been proven succesful and what do you have to lose by doing it

good luck and may God be with you Mike!!!!

\I have not

b ut I am gettin g to the point where I may consider mentioneing this to my docs

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Re: Moosejay - advice, apologies and more
« Reply #148 on: December 22, 2008, 08:51:18 AM »
show us a recent pic
hope it didn't catch your torso

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Re: Welcome back moosejay
« Reply #149 on: December 22, 2008, 09:00:14 AM »
I LIKE his old school pic threads ,but when he gets unwrapped and especially his comeback here,he sound s more like the 3rd member of the insane clown posse.